- "My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee."
- "I'm kind of psychic...I have a fifth sense. It's like I have ESPN or something!"
- "Five for Glen Coco. You go, Glen Coco!"
- "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant. And die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK? Promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
- "Oh my god--Danny DeVito! I love your work!"
- "Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!"
- "Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school! It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs."
apr 3 2010 ∞
dec 11 2011 +