• "Each man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers" (Hans Christian Anderson)

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• "I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal" (Jane Austen)

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• "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" (Oscar Wilde)

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• "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by" (Douglas Adams)

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• "There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you" (Maya Angelou)

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• "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth" (Mark Twain)

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• "Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand" (Kurt Vonnegut)

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• "People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict" (Lemony Snickett)

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• "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it" (W.C. Fields)