- Cure diabetes (type one)
- Avoid people with flu-like symptoms/pig-noses
- Consume 500% of a day's worth of Vitamin C, everyday/stave off scurvy
- Carry around Epi-Pen (received from gynecologist)
- Sacrifice small animals to God (pleasing Him with blood)
- Don't pee blood
- Steal back Sorcerer's Stone from Voldemort/Quirrel
- Vote Democrat
- Play the accordion or ukulele
- Don't allow your flu shot to be hugged or kissed
sep 23 2009 ∞
oct 11 2009 +
oct 11 2009 +