- our a+ tutor transferred to another class ;o;
- im almost positive its because of me and my best friend haha
- I got called an amateur blowjob enthusiast today by my friend. not sure how I feel about it
- I invented a new word to call my friend: cuntbucket
- me and my best friend were tardy for choir because we snuck into the bathroom and ate doritos during break time
- lunch
- my best friend had a grape with a big hole in it and I yelled "butt cancer" and got a few strange looks
- I choked on my meatball sub when she said the meatballs looked like testicles
- we are in possession of a pear named Jerry god bless
- in science we were talking about blood types and when the teacher asked me what mine was and I answered AB negative she yelled "holy shit"
- i might have gotten her in trouble oops
jan 19 2018 ∞
jan 20 2018 +