• I asked some random people in pe class where they hid the bodies. some of my favorite answers include: in satan's attic (my reply when one of my friends asked me where I hid them), up my ass, on planet Zoplorg (my best friend's answer), in a cup of ramen, and in the void.
    • one of my friends said she burned them and stuffed the remains in a toy goat. I have no words.
      • there's some great people in my class
  • my friend put her shoe in my lap and told me to write on it so I wrote "I love memes" and "daddy" on it in sharpie
  • me and my best friend nicknamed a kid in art class satan. he's not in our grade though.
  • watercolor is hard
  • during lunch my friend was sitting at another table so I called her name as she was eating a hot dog and I yelled "you enjoying that weiner?" she choked on it and turned red and mouthed "fuck you"
    • making people choke is my specialty ay
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