↓ things that have been added into my about ↓

• born in the 00s, stuck in the 90s
• beep beep lettuce
• im a cartoon chicken
• haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer
• WELCOME TO CHILI'S
• bitch where's the oxiclean
• i’m just your average fried musician
• I demand 20 cheez-its and a hamster named Ruby
• FR E SH A VOCA DO
• wow, an avocado! yay
• Hi, I'm a thot named Kristie and this is My Strange Addiction
• my spirit animal is Mike Dirnt as a turtle
• hippity hoppity get off my property