- once in PE we were playing volleyball and i served and it hit the net and i said "fuck" a little too loud
- i got in trouble for putting a bag over my head in art as i pretended i was suffocating
- my friend got super offended once when she wore overalls to school and i asked if she was going to a hillbilly festival after school (lmao)
- there was a bee close to my friend so i threw a rock at it and missed and it hit her in the face
- one of my friends has an aunt who's a lunch lady so sometimes i bribe her into sneaking me free food
- me and one of my friends joke around a lot about pop culture and celebrities so once during lunch i yelled "jacob" to her and she yelled back "saggytits" and i choked on my milk
- i tripped a popular girl once and when she turned around she gave me the most terrifying death glare i've ever seen
- my science teacher can be a salty bitch
- we once had an assignment where she did the front side for us and number 2 was actually the first one and 1 the second one; so when we did the back side i put 2 as 1 and 1 as 2 as she did and had her check that shit. she asked me if i was jewish because i did it backwards so i flipped it over to the front and asked if she was and she looked absolutely shocked
- my friend was yelling at a teacher and called her a bitch so i cheered her on (but she ended up getting suspended oops)
- i called my guy friend a gay taco and made him laugh so hard that he turned purple
- i put a burrito on the ground and this really mean bitch (who was wearing new shoes) stepped on it and when she saw that it "ruined" her shoe she started crying
jan 14 2018 ∞
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