warning: we're weird...

• mayonnaise joke (from a tv show her brother watches)
  • me: *is holding jar of mayonnaise*
  • her: what is that?
  • me: its my big ol' bucket of mayo
  • her: what's it for?
  • me: well, you can eat it, you can feed it to a cow...
  • together: and you can put it in your armpit!
• EAT IT YOU STUPID CHIMP
• i will hit you with my military boot
• hello i'm tre koolaid and I have a punk rock basketball game tomorroooooow
• lesbians *random screaming echoes in the background*
• i'll eat your children
• i'm a piece of sauce
• wELCOME TO CHILI'S
• bitch where's the oxiclean
• don't take off your shirt, there are children here
• hydrogen carrot and titanium bread