- Self-Satisfied Boy: I respect valley girls. They have to conform to stereotypes and cheerlead. That's tough.
- Valley Girl(Interrupting): I know someone who got a swollen toe from cheerleading
- Boy: That's gross... Valley girls are also mean
- Girl: Yeah, one of them stole my tutu
- Boy: Tutu?
- Girl: Yeah
- Prof: Vichentstein, the philosopher, not the sister who married a count
- When a 7-legged baby is born, it's a portent. We better go to church.
- They think cups are gods. We think pens are gods.
- Gods creating the world contradict with their personalities, illegitimate children and liking to beat people up.
- It's like a bunch of old men wearing clown hats and reciting Shakespeare in a sauna.
- Prof: You don't really have a choice. This is despotism.
- Prof: There's the Olympic pantheon and endless numbers of minor deities like Jeff the god of biscuits.
- The appetite may look at something like blueberries and say pleasure lies there but they could be cunningly frozen crystals of sulphuric acid and I'll get no pleasure from them.
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