block b (n.) a korean hephap group composed of seven losers whose talents range from writing and producing music to dancing ("dancing"), trolling, saying things nobody laughs at, and generally just looking like big dumbs

• why don't you listen to just one song by block b they said
  • you won't get addicted they said
    • it'll be fun they said
      • on my tombstone it'll read "cause of death: block b"
• block b for dummies: list of songs, mtv match up episodes (still waiting on block b returns english subs)
• forever bias: zico
  • current bias: u-kwon
    • first bias: jaehyo
      • here's an image of them all together aka perfect photo thakn u
• reasons i fell in love
• they also attract more drama than a fucking middle-school girl

things i like

• the fact that jaehyo manages to get into literally every photo to screw it up
• seeing p.o and mino together again
• kyung admits to watching porn
• they can't do aegyo
• they have unique beaut...y........?? ? ? ?
• p.o seems to have no sense of personal space
• neither does kyung
• absolutely none

stupid things they say

• "I rapped with my heartbeat in my mom's belly..." —Zico
  • it's time to lay off the weed son
• "If I don't win the elections, I won't come to school for a week." —said by P.O in his speech when he ran for school president
  • he really didn't come to school for a week
• kyung rapping about fruit to save his ass from getting beat
• things they consider themselves the best at
• responses to various situations
• "Wow, do the rest of you just want to beat him up when he's like this, except when he's writing your songs?" —Younha, about Zico
• jaehyo is the biggest gpoy
  • Jaehyo: If you don't want to make regrets, move while you want to do it and while you still can.
  • Zico: Then why are you on my bed for half the day, without moving an inch?
  • Jaehyo: Your bed is at the center of our dorm's wi-fi zone.
• "Hyung, you just can't dance." —U-Kwon, to Jaehyo
• "Guys can take off their clothes and sleep together!" —Park Kyung
  • apparently, he went to an all-boys school. this explains a lot now.

videos and things

• in which derphyo has to pee really badly (0:32 oh my gOD)
• nalina behind the scenes 3/4
  • 0:30 - p.o wants to put body shampoo on together
    • and asks if you would like to meet his soft and milky-white marshmallows
      • yep
  • 1:23 - kyung: "this is nothing! ...is what i say but i'm so tired i think i'm gonna die."
  • 1:33 - zico should be a motivational speaker
  • 7:40 - YOU FREAKS THAT'S DANGEROUS i love you
• jaehyo is actually such a sweetheart wtf (9:26)
  • just when i decide to not care about you, you come back and hit me right in the feels
  • please never stop being so perfectly precious

favourite performances

• most perfect cover of anything ever: fan (originally by epik high)
• mental breaker @ blockbuster showcase
  • zico what the hell are you wearing
  • your fuzzy coat has ice cream on it
  • your hat still has the tag on it
  • son please check urself
• no joke @ blockbuster showcase
• let's get retarded @ kpopcon
• kyung falls a lot ok
• mu:con seoul 20120 (nillili mambo, movie's over, nalina)
• very good @ mcountdown

zico things

• seriously how do you even end up doing that
• with b.a.p (aka perfect gifset)
• why
• seriously why
• solo: cocks
• i had santa claus is coming to town stuck in my head for like four days i hate all of u
• you are literally the most precious thing ever (tell them fancam in which they all have one direction haircuts)
• justjam vol 6
  • battle royal
  • no limit
  • sam
  • no joke (w/ kyung)
  • the fucking FANCHANTS jfc i'm going to cry
• nice

yukwon things

• no idea what's going on: still hot
• hair and lips and muscles wHY (nalina fancam)
• please wear hats more often (freeze fancam)
• thakn u (100% synch fancam)
• WHEN THEY LET UKWON RAP

fandom things

• the fact that things like these exist tells you a lot about the block b fandom
• if block b had tumblrs
• and then there's this