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"life is too important to be taken seriously." -Oscar Wilde

"always make new mistakes" -Esther Dyson

listography NEW JOURNAL

let me know if you can see a way in which i could market these for profit.

  • decoupage.
  • taking my socks off without using my hands.
  • blowing bubbles off my tongue.
  • cutting strawberries with a spoon.
  • locking my keys in my car with the engine running. (seeing as this has happened multiple times (3) without me even trying, i think it is a skill by default)
  • getting the hiccups. (mind you,NOT getting RID of them, just getting them.)
jan 20 2007 ∞
mar 21 2007 +