The things I do that are just a little dumb but it kinda makes sense that I would do it.

• count of locking my keys in my car with the engine running:3
• super glued a silk flower to my finger while trying to fix my hair clip
• broke the irishman's towel rack while using it for support to reach the soap on the counter while still in the shower
• melted the plastic/rubber handle of a knife not just to, but AROUND the heating element in my dishwasher and had to saw it off