- Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - anti smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields
- "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Former VP Dan Quayle
- "The president has kept all of the promises he intended to keep." - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live
- "If you've seen one redwood tree, you've seen them all." - forestry expery Ronald Reagan
- "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - former VP Dan Quayle
- "The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people that make them unsafe." - former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Cheif Frank Rizzo
- "The internet is a great way to get on the net" - Bob Dole
- "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study latin harder in school so I could converse with those people" - former VP Dan Quayle
- "When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results" - Pres. Calvin Coolidge
- "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese" - former French President Charles de Gaulle
- "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it" - congressional candidate in TX
- "Things are more like they are now than they ever were before" - Pres. Dwight D Eisenhower
- "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land and the indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves" - John Wayne
- "Half this game is ninety percent mental" - Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
- "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it" - VP Dan Quayle
- "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is" - VP Dan Quayle at a fundraiser for the United Negro College Fund
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