- If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I'd have five times as much theoretical money. - Steven Colbert
- I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell. - Stephen Colbert
- My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. - Cary Grant
- The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't anyspace aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble. - Ellen DeGeneres
- Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. - Ellen DeGeneres
- I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, "Isn't it sad?" - George Clooney
- I think that making love is the best form of exercise. - Cary Grant
- Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. - Cary Grant
- I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done. - Lucile Ball
- I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste. - Lucille Ball
- I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq. - Stephen Colbert
- Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss
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