- It is what it is.
- Im not short, im fun sized
- life is short... just like me!
- Where's the switch that turns you off?
- I may be left handed but I'm always right
- If you met my family you would understand
- Let me drop everything and work on your problem
- 3 Wise Men? Be Serious.
- So this Irishman walks out of a bar... No really, it can happen
- Everything tastes better with ketchup!
- Everything I say can be fully sustantiated by my own opinion
- I dont have A.D.D, it's just that... ooh look- a bunny rabbit!
- Growing old is mandatory- Growing up is optional.
- Inside Every older person is a younger person wondering what the floo happened.
- Sarcasm. just one more service i provide.
- I'm confused... wait, maybe I'm not.
- When I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape.
- I don't worry about what other people think. They don't do it very often.
- National Sarcasm Society- like we need your support
- it's not gossip, its RLS- restless lip syndrome.
- Sound goes on forever so make the sweetest sound you can
- Everything sounds better on a T-Shirt
oct 20 2009 ∞
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