• It is what it is.
  • Im not short, im fun sized
  • life is short... just like me!
  • Where's the switch that turns you off?
  • I may be left handed but I'm always right
  • If you met my family you would understand
  • Let me drop everything and work on your problem
  • 3 Wise Men? Be Serious.
  • So this Irishman walks out of a bar... No really, it can happen
  • Everything tastes better with ketchup!
  • Everything I say can be fully sustantiated by my own opinion
  • I dont have A.D.D, it's just that... ooh look- a bunny rabbit!
  • Growing old is mandatory- Growing up is optional.
  • Inside Every older person is a younger person wondering what the floo happened.
  • Sarcasm. just one more service i provide.
  • I'm confused... wait, maybe I'm not.
  • When I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape.
  • I don't worry about what other people think. They don't do it very often.
  • National Sarcasm Society- like we need your support
  • it's not gossip, its RLS- restless lip syndrome.
  • Sound goes on forever so make the sweetest sound you can
  • Everything sounds better on a T-Shirt
oct 20 2009 ∞
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