• I hate you Nermal! Almost as much as I hate Mondays!
  • Deer god, thank you for this Venison. Carrot god, thank you for these carrots.
  • Listen fives, and ten is speaking.
  • Gimme ya fingernails!
  • I got something on my mindgrapes.
  • I had a brainstorm. It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
  • Give to charity? Please, no. PRESENTS!
  • I don't drink hot liquids of any kind, that's the devil's temperature.
  • Careful, my bones!
  • This racket is a fart!
  • Top front? Good God, Lemon. That's your worst quadrant.
  • Who's in charge of my thirst?
  • Is this Horseville? Because I am surrounded by nay sayers!
  • Beep beep ribby ribby
  • I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.
  • What if the bachelorette party theme was "Sluts."
  • You are truly the Picasso of loneliness.
  • I don't sleep on planes. I don't want to get incepted.
  • Freaky Deakies need love too.
  • Yeah right, Liz. The guy with the black son is racist.
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