- I hate you Nermal! Almost as much as I hate Mondays!
- Deer god, thank you for this Venison. Carrot god, thank you for these carrots.
- Listen fives, and ten is speaking.
- Gimme ya fingernails!
- I got something on my mindgrapes.
- I had a brainstorm. It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
- Give to charity? Please, no. PRESENTS!
- I don't drink hot liquids of any kind, that's the devil's temperature.
- Careful, my bones!
- This racket is a fart!
- Top front? Good God, Lemon. That's your worst quadrant.
- Who's in charge of my thirst?
- Is this Horseville? Because I am surrounded by nay sayers!
- Beep beep ribby ribby
- I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.
- What if the bachelorette party theme was "Sluts."
- You are truly the Picasso of loneliness.
- I don't sleep on planes. I don't want to get incepted.
- Freaky Deakies need love too.
- Yeah right, Liz. The guy with the black son is racist.
dec 11 2018 ∞
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