• Baltimore's Buried Treasure, Urban Legends of Unfathomable Riches
  • Patarachis Family Cash Safes
• WJZ: The Golden Years

• True Chesapeake Oyster House
• Chaps Pit Beef

HIGHLANDTOWN

• ✔ Venice Tavern
• ✔ Snake Hill
• ✔ Mustang Inn
• ✔ Filippo's Pizzaria
• Carlos O'Charlie's
• ✔ Annabel Lee Tavern

PATTERSON PARK

• ✔ Sharky's

CHARLES VILLAGE

• ✔ CVP

REMINGTON

• ✔ Three Miles House
• ✔ 29th Street Tavern
• Lily's (formerly the Dizz)

MT. VERNON

• The Drinkery

• Napoleon Murphy Brock, Dec. 1, 2018. ABC Brewing Co.
• Denny Walley, Dec. 1, 2018. ABC Brewing Co.
• Don Preston, Sept. 29, 2016, 8x10 Baltimore
• Ike Willis,February 19, 2011/Sept. 29, 2016, 8x10 (many more)
• Ray White, May 3 "Bizzare World," Lyric Baltimore/February 19, 2011, 8x10
• Mike Keneally, May 3 "Bizzare World," Lyric Baltimore
• Scott Thunes, May 3 "Bizzare World," Lyric Baltimore
• Robert Martin, May 3 "Bizzare World," Lyric Baltimore
• Ed Mann, May 3 "Bizzare World," Lyric Baltimore
• Joe Travers (Zappa Archivist), May 3 "Bizzare World," Lyric Baltimore
• Dweezil Zappa w/ ZPZ, Sept. 19, 2010 (and...

• Aorist Satori (anograms)
  • Satori (sudden enlightenment) + Aorist (An unqualified past tense of a verb without reference to duration or completion of the action.) WHAT THE FUCK.

• Culture (commercial)
• Professionalism
• Comfort

Subject to change.

• Hapless Patsie
• Mouth-Breather
• Flat-Head
• Coward
• Monster
• Wheat-Sucker
• Feckless (lacking strength of character)
• Feckless Bozo
• Feckless Coward
• Buffoon
• Prozaic (lacking poetic beauty)
• Prozaic shit-stain
• Uncouth
• Flippant
• Binal
• Shit Vector
• Incompetent
• Super Spreader
• College Kid
• Pilgarlic, Bezonian Schmuck

• Larry Hogan's "pro-traffic activists"
• Larry Hogan's "Rain Tax"

• Joan Pratt's political flyer against Bil...

• "I can only do like 6 beers doing jumbos." -Chilliams
• "Beers: Eleven is the threshold that supersedes duration." -Swelkos
• "I'd be able to fill this colostomy bag sooner if your grandmother would let me have a beer!" -Pop
• "If you're tired of eating someone's shit sandwich, stop eating it." -Mom
• #boiz4life #sluts4life -Masland Christ
• "Dude, I've dated chicks from Manchester. Derahrite." -Chilliams

• Talk too much
• Drink too much
• Buy more records
• Not finishing books
• Buy food I know I hate
• Buy shitty cocktails at a bar

• Robert Wyatt
• Soft Machine
• Matching Mole
• Gong
• Camel
• Henry Cow
• Comus
• Hatfield and the North
• Caravan
• National Health
• Picchio Dal Pozza (Italian)
• SuperSister
• Gentle Giant

• Prozaic (lacking poetic beauty)

• Cologne, Dusseldorf
• Hochschule fur Musik, relics of Stockhausen
  • Gesang der junglinge
  • Kontakte
• Schloss Norvenich, cans first studio, now art gallery

• 1985 Audi Sport Quattro S1
• 1986 Ford RS200 Evolution
• 1997 Subaru Impreza S3 WRC
• 1997 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IV
• 1975 Ford Escort RS1800
• 1976 Fiat 131 Abarth
• 1985 Peugeot 205 T16
• 1999 Ford Focus WRC MK1
• 1975 Works Lancia Stratos

• Can
  • ✔ Monster Movie (1969)
  • ✔ Soundtracks (1970)
  • ✔ Tago Mago (1971)
  • ✔ Ege Bamyasi (1972)
  • ✔ Future Days (1973)
  • ✔ Soon Over Babaluma (1974)
  • ✔ Landed (1975)
  • ✔ Flow Motion (1976)
  • ✔ Saw Delight (1977)
  • ✔ Out of Reach (1978)
  • ✔ Can (1979)
  • ✔ Rite Time (1989)
• Kraftwerk
  • Kraftwerk (1970)
  • Kraftwerk 2 (1972)
  • ✔ Ralf und Florian (1973)
  • ✔ Autobahn (1974)
  • ✔ Radio-Activity (1975)

• Kraftwerk: Future Music from Germany, Uwe Schutte
• Future Days: Krautrock and the Building of Modern Germany, David Stubbs
• The CAN Book, Pascal Bussy and Andy Hall
• All Gates Open: The Story of Can, Rob Young and Irmin Schmidt