them's the facts, yo:

• laura

• 24

• canadian

• female, she/they, whatever boats your float

• bi bi bi

• jewish

• scorpio

• int(f)j

• gryffindor (but nobody cares)

• insomniac w/mild sleep apnea, bpd, ibs

• i graduated with a bachelor's degree in media studies but i currently work in insurance, oop

▶️ muse

▶️ biffy clyro

▶️ linkin park (...pls)

▶️ periphery

▶️ between the buried and me

▶️ gang of youths

▶️ royal blood

▶️ frank ocean

▶️ the hollow knight soundtrack

▶️ a silent film

▶️ queens of the stone age

▶️ tyler, the creator

▶️ sleeping at last

▶️ the steven universe soundtrack

▶️ pvris

▶️ gavin degraw

▶️ the fray

▶️ the super meat boy soundtrack

▶️ arctic monkeys

▶️ the black keys

▶️ dance gavin dance

▶️ the dear hunter

idk if anyone is even gonna read this, but on the off chance you do, please adhere to these rules...

❌ you're a bigot of any kind (racist, homophobic, biphobic, transphobic, sexist, etc.)

❌ you're antisemitic and don't know the different between radical zionism and being born in israel/just being jewish

❌ you are just going to unfollow if i tweet about a different topic you followed me for in the first place

❌ you are a fan of the sh*ck. i don't have to defend myself for this. honestly if you're a fan of the r*ign too you're probably bad news.

- night in the woods

- hades

- terraria

- everything

- l.a. noire

- overwatch

- oxenfree

- portal 2

- to the moon

- neo cab

- forager

- stardew valley

- nuclear throne

- the binding of isaac

- super meat boy

- limbo

- papers, please

- cook, serve, delicious

✔️ gregory house (house)

✔️ bojack horseman (bojack horseman)

✔️ rebecca bunch (ceg)

✔️ tk strand (911 lone star)

✔️ travis montgomery (station 19)

✔️ alex blake (criminal minds)

✔️ chris collier (work in progress)

✔️ everyone from night in the woods

✔️ elena alvarez (odaat)

✔️ peter maldonado (american vandal)

✔️ casey gardener (atypical)

✔️ mac mcdonald (iasip)

✔️ everyone on schitt's creek

✔️ annalise keating (htgawm)

✔️ eric effiong (sex education)

✔️ raymond holt (b99) [i know]

✔️ rick sanchez (ram) [i know]

✨ i like fleta and idk.

✨ i will probably only watch their games.

✨ i do not abide by toxicity and bigotry so i hate the majority of the league.

✨ i especially hate the sh*ck and the r*ign. their team culture thrives in poison and rewards this kind of shitty behaviour.

✨ i'm tired of talking about it. i wanted a better league for everyone but nobody cares so why should i.

I rant about a lot of tv shows and I don't watch much lately. But here are ones I will probably talk about:

◦ house

◦ last week tonight

◦ bojack horseman

◦ crazy ex girlfriend

◦ work in progress

◦ schitt's creek

◦ feel good

◦ one day at a time

◦ suits (begrudgingly)

◦ the sopranos

◦ 911 lone star

◦ station 19

◦ it's always sunny

◦ she-ra

◦ b99

◦ rick and morty

◦ sex education

general note: i avoid most hetero ships & ship a lot of m/m and f/f that might be "not canon" by your standards. if you're gonna complain you should head for the door.

best otps:

✅ house/wilson (house)

✅ mike/harvey (suits)

✅ david/patrick (schitt's creek)

✅ travis/HAPPINESS (station 19)

✅ elena/syd (odaat)

✅ casey/izzie (atypical)

notps:

✖️ donna/harvey, mike/rachel, louis/anyone (suits)

✖️ rebecca/nathaniel (ceg)

✖️ patrick/kevin (looking)

✖️ frank/laurel, asher/michaela (htgawm)

✖️ house/cameron, chase/cameron, house/cuddy (house)

✖️ shawn/gus (psych) is NOT a brotp