them's the facts, yo:

• laura

• 24

• canadian

• female, she/they, whatever boats your float

• bi bi bi

• jewish

• scorpio

• int(f)j

• gryffindor (but nobody cares)

• insomniac w/mild sleep apnea, bpd, ibs

• i graduated with a bachelor's degree in media studies but i currently work in insurance, oop