• Sad Song, The Cars
• When the Going Gets Tough, Billy Ocean
• I Don't Like Mondays, The Boomtown Rats
• I Don't Want to be Alone Tonight, Ducky Boys

• Yoga
• Dream board
• Blogging
• Resources for clients
• Photo strolls
• Watercolors
• Speaking Spanish
• Making people laugh
• Being around animals
• Improving my Spanish
• Putting together interesting outfits

• Ridiculously fancy/garish frame for vagina picture
• Burner covers
• Letters L and R
• Plants (specifically, philodendron and lavender)
• Cool-looking branch
• Cover for green chair
• Possibly hang mobile

• Leggings as pants
• Mary Jane Crocs with otherwise cute dresses
• Black and brown
• Silver and gold
• Visible panty lines
• Pants a size too big

• month... May
• day ... Tuesday?
• time of day... Morning
• planet... Jupiter
• animal... Cats
• liquid... Water
• gemstone... Ruby
• tree... Gingko
• flower... Daffodil
• instrument... Violin
• color... Blue
• fruit... Raspberry
• element... Oxygen
• car... Civic
• food... Goat cheese
• place... Home
• material... Fleece
• taste... Rosemary
• scent... Spring
• body part... On me? Shoulders. On other people? Mouth.

• Pooh Bear (from my mom)
• Sweetie Pie (from my dad)
• LCA (started by my mom, perpetuated by everyone)
• Laura Cait (from my mom)
• Sylvie (form college)
• Lau (from Paula)
• Fries (from Toni)
• Lauralie (from Linden)
• Sugar Muffin (from Marcie)
• Laurita (from clients)
• Little One (from Robin)
• Tinker Bell (from a client)

• Lethal von Trapp
• Slam Beasley
• Marian Barbarian
• Amelia Scarehart
• Edna St. Vincent Melee
• Insane Fonda
• Crazy Buchanan
• Elaine Menace
• Shirley Meanie
• Scary Tyler Moore
• Scary Poppins
• Annie Maul
• Violent Beauregard
• Roary/Gory Killmore
• Molly Doom
• Malice in Wonderland
• Donna Bleed

• Jersey Shore, N.J.
• Charleston, S.C.
• Sullivan's Island, S.C.
• Folly Beach, S.C.
• Tybee Island, GA
• Jekyll Island, GA
• Panama City Beach, FL
• Pensacola, FL
• Nags Head, N.C.
• Ft. Walton Beach, FL
• Hilton Head Island, S.C.
• Clearwater, FL

• Amelie (Amelie)
• Vada Sultenfuss (My Girl)
• Poppy (Happy Go Lucky)
• Francie Nolan (A Tree Grown in Brooklyn)
• Rachel Robinson (Here's to You, Rachel Robinson)
• Hannah Gavener (The Man of My Dreams)
• Liz Lemon (30 Rock)
• Angela Chase (My So-Called Life)
• Carrie Beal (The Dive from Clausen's Pier)

• Volunteer work means the most
• It's OK and fun and wonderful to be dorky
• There is value to eating
• Define relationships or don't expect much
• Focus on people who really mean something to you
• Frat parties really are as overrated as they seem
• My poetry is worth sharing
• Look for your own answers instead of the cookie-cutter ones
• Coffee is helpful
• If you're a perfectionist, drink while writing a paper
• Sleep is important
• When you're sad, do something good for someone
• Counselors/therapists don't know everything

• Where the Wild Things Are
• Whip It
• Amelia
• Lake of Fire
• Pieces of April
• Rachel Getting Married
• Dead Poets' Society

• Whippet
• Greyhound
• Italian greyhound
• Labrador
• Golden retriever
• Weimaraner
• Welsh corgi
• Beagle
• Bull terrier
• Dachshund
• Boxer
• Collie
• Basset hound

• Jimmy Carter
• Rosalyn Carter
• Margaret Atwood
• Elizabeth Gilbert
• Guster
• Sarah Vowell
• Eve Ensler
• Sarah Blakeley
• Jane Fonda
• Ted Turner (saw)
• Pearl Cleage (saw)
• Stephanie Pearl McPhee
• Pete Rose (saw)
• Jennifer Baumgardner
• Kristen Schaal (saw)
• Emily Lyons (spoke with on the phone)
• Ellie Smeal

• Bananas
• Green beans
• Raw onions (especially red ones)
• Red cabbage
• Cucumbers (but pickles are good)
• Melons
• Octopus
• Olives (but capers are good)

• Mommy
• Daddy
• Paul
• Christy C.
• Becky C.
• Raquel M. (x3 yrs)
• Amy J. (x2 yrs)
• Mandy M. (x2 yrs)
• Judith B.
• Kathy R.
• Jeffrey

• Emery (pre-school)
• Eric (pre-school)
• Patrick D. (kindergarten)
• Robby C. (3rd grade)
• Lauren S. (3rd grade)
• Justin M. (5th grade)
• Matt R. (7th grade)
• Matt H. (7th grade) (hardcore)
• Kerry N. (7th and 8th grades) (HARDCORE) (WHY??)
• Landon S. (8th grade) (hardcore)
• Artie C. (9th grade)
• Eric A. (9th grade)
• Mike H. (9th grade)
• Pedro C. (9th grade) (I think it was reciprocated)
• Kevin C. (9th grade) (RIP)
• Kevin C. (10th grade) (RIP) (different one!)
• Brian F. (10th grade)
• David P. (10th grade)

• Here's to You, Rachel Robinson (J. Blume)
• Just as Long as We're Together (J. Blume)
• Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret (J. Blume)
• The Alice series (P. Reynolds Naylor)
• The Cat Ate My Gymsuit (P. Danziger)
• Remember Me to Harold Square (P. Danziger)
• The Anastasia Krupnik series (L. Lowery)
• Number the Stars (L. Lowery)
• A Time for Dancing (D. Willis)
• That Summer (S. Dessen)
• Stargirl (J. Spinelli)
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower (S. Chbosky)
• Jacob Have I Loved (K. Paterson)
• The Besty series (M. Hart Lovelace)
• Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series (A. Brashares)

• Smokers who work in public health
• Improper use of the subjunctive, especially, "If I would have known..."
• Defending feminist beliefs because someone wears makeup, etc. (e.g. "I wear makeup, but I'm still a feminist!" Though not nearly as bad as, "I'm not a feminist, but...")
• People talking on the phone as they drive
• Dirty feet, dirty socks
• Hair
• Using psychological diagnoses as adjectives
• 99% of fedora wearers

• Goat cheese
• Greek yogurt
• Honey
• Hummus
• Bagels
• Biscuits
• Ice cream
• Pad Thai
• Thai iced tea
• Coffee, in any form
• Genuine chai
• Soy chai latte with a shot of espresso
• Water
• Tea
• Amaretto Sour
• Vodka
• Beer
• Quiche
• Frosted Flakes
• Stroopwaffle
• Asparagus

• Trikonasana
• Ardha Chandrasana
• Sphinx pose
• Kapothasana
• Kakasana
• Salamba Sarvangasana
• Urdhva Dandasana
• Virasana
• Virabhadrasana II
• Chandra Namasckar

• Alix Olsen
• Tegan Quin
• Rachel Maddow
• Rufus Wainright
• Gael Garcia Bernal
• Rivers Cuomo
• Elijah Wood
• Dani Campbell
• Joseph Gordon Levitt
• Ellen Page
• Andrea Gibson
• John Krasinski

• Lavender
• Honeysuckle
• Cookies baking
• Spring in Georgia
• Airport
• My friends' old apartment
• New car
• Dinner cooking--especially onions simmering
• Beach
• Yoga Samadhi
• Old houses
• Tomato plant leaves
• Baby soap
• Lily of the Valley
• Crayons
• Grandpa Les' and Grandma Muriel's house

• 1984: Un-PC Asian girl (age 1, almost 2)
• 1985: Strawberry
• 1986: Clown
• 1987: Black and white cat
• 1988: Valentine
• 1989: Witch
• 1990: Handy Andy, the anti-litterbug
• 1991: White rat
• 1992: Bobby soxer
• 1993: Dopey the dwarf
• 1994: Frog
• 1995: The solar system
• 1996: Pooh Bear
• 1997: '80s girl
• 1998: Mummy
• 1999: Lucy Ricardo
• 2000: Book
• 2001: Greek goddess and hula dancer
• 2002: Gypsy
• 2003: Wonder Woman

• Potential doesn't mean shit
• Compromise is ok, sacrifice isn't
• There's a reason for tears
• No tolerance for actions or inactions that make me question their commitment.
• Guide: rainy day, tangled Christmas lights, lost luggage response
• Slur=for real red flag
• Dry spell is not just that
• Relationship can come after family, friends, work, but only slightly.
• Personally first
• At least 2 dates before judging, unless date 1 is complete disaster
• No ghosting on either end

• <strike>Bossypants</strike>
• <strike>Catching Fire</strike>
• <strike>Mockingjay</strike>
• Outside Wonderland, L.J. Cook
• Far from Home, A. DeGrace
• The Borrower, J. Makkani
• The Chronology of Water, L. Yukanavitch
• The Heart Specialist, C. Holden Rothman
• My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me..., H. Winston
• Swimming in the Steno Pool, L. Peril
• Losing Charlotte, H. Clay
• The Summer We Came to Life, D. Cloyed
• <strike>Dear John, I Love Jane, Walsh and Andre</strike>
• Come, Reza, Ama
• A Soft Place to Land, S.R. White
• Flannery: A Life, B. Gooch
• Oxygen, C. Cassela
• These Girls, S. Pekkanen
• The Wilder Life, W. McClure

• Jina
• Adrienne
• Mark
• Jeffrey
• Baker
• Lacey
• Emily
• Kate
• Jessica
• Erin
• Amanda
• Lizzy
• Sarah
• Kim
• Heather
• Nick
• Tim
• Meg
• Laura Beth
• Katie D.
• Ester

• Little Bangkok
• Mambo Jambo
• Village Pizza
• Wahoo
• Cake & Ale
• Shaun's
• Le Thai

• Up in the Air
• Waitress
• Bend it Like Beckham
• Amreeka
• Alice in Wonderland
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Never Been Kissed
• Atonement
• The Proposal

• Asthma
• Various allergies
• Depression
• Bronchitis
• Flu
• Colds
• Impetigo
• Acne
• Conjunctivitis
• UTIs
• Eczema (possibly Psoriasis...no sure diagnosis)
• Swimmer's ear
• Dishydrotic eczema
• Ear infections
• Possible dislocated hip at birth

• Driving Miss Daisy
• Fried Green Tomatoes
• Whip It
• Rachel Getting Married
• Pieces of April
• Revolutionary Road
• Precious (after I read Push)
• Julie and Julia
• Dead Poets Society
• Grey Gardens
• Shawshank Redemption
• Southern Comfort (documentary, but whatever)
• Girl, Interrupted
• American Beauty
• Bowling for Columbine
• Schindler's List
• Reality Bites
• Kissing Jessica Stein
• Great Escape
• Beastly???

• No talking except for the teacher
• No incense, but essential oils OK (especially lavender and jasmine)
• Heated floors
• Generally warm, at least at first
• Clean (hair and dust-free) floors
• Soft, indie music
• Lockers
• No latecomers
• Candles
• Vase(s) of unscented flowers and/or branches
• Frosted windows if at ground level

• Kristen Bell
• Sarah Jessica Parker
• A portrait of young Queen Elizabeth: http://www.marileecody.com/gloriana/prin...
• Tinkerbell (Peter Pan?) (A pixie?)
• Beaker

• Nurse
• Social worker
• Counselor
• Abortion doctor
• Yoga teacher
• College instructor
• High school teacher
• Spanish interpreter
• Writer
• Librarian
• Book store clerk
• Museum curator
• Archaeologist

• The Bell Jar
• A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
• Ulysses
• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
• A Streetcar Named Desire
• My Antonia
• The Intimacy of Indiana
• The Awakening
• Four Winds
• Bobbed Hair and Bathtub Gin
• Assassination Vacation
• Here's to You, Rachel Robinson
• Just as Long as We're Together
• Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• Seize the Day
• The Stone Diaries
• The Hours, Traveling Mercies
• The Oxford English Dictionary
• The Heart is Lonely Hunter

• Segway tour with Jeffrey
• "Where the Wild Things Are"
• "Whip It"
• Thanksgiving
• My birthday
• My birthday parties
• FWHC holiday potluck
• Corey's housewarming party
• Christmas
• SURJ
• Every Wednesday night with Kathryn
• Yoga teacher training
• Knitting "Ladybug's" cardigan
• "Ladybug's" birth
• Possibly homecoming at GCSU
• Paul's college graduation
• Paul's acceptance(s) to and decision about grad school
• Spring
• Clothing swaps
• Using my coupon for a free drink at Inman...

• Amelia Earhart
• Zelda Fitzgerald
• Sylvia Plath
• Emma Goldman
• Kate Hrading
• Loretta Ross
• Martin Luther King, Jr.
• Gloria Steinem
• Tennessee Williams
• Barack Obama
• Michelle Obama
• George Tiller
• LeRoy Carhart
• Laura Kaplan
• Eleanor Roosevelt
• Alix Olsen
• Andrea Gibson
• Rachel Maddow
• Rivers Cuomo
• Laura Ingalls Wilder
• Margaret Sanger

• Grandma's hair the color of the tea she made me
• Grandma saying, "Put your feet uop."
• Grandma's Runaway Bed story
• Grandma's Clinique lipstick that she shared with me, instructing me how to purse my lips
• Grandma's perfume
• Grandma's cute knick-knacks, like the Jamaican boy (?!), teddy bear, porcelain ducks
• Reese's Pieces from Grandma
• Grandma's pink hairbow for me
• Grandma saying, "This too, shall pass."
• Grandma making pancakes when she couldn't sleep
• Grandpa's pastel pants
• Grandpa calling me, "Laura Jane"
• Grandpa saying, "Well, I'll be darned," and "Holy mackerel!"
• Grandpa looking over his glasses

• Ford Escort
• Oldsmobile Cutlass
• Ford Contour
• Honda Civic
• Ford 500
• Ford Taurus
• Saab 9.2
• Nissan Altima
• Pontiac G6
• Corvette
• Hummer H2
• GMC Yukon Denali
• SmartCar
• Infiniti G35
• Toyota Corolla
• Buick Reatta
• Nissan Sentra
• Mazda 5

• Dr. Bombay's Underwater Tea Party
• Joe
• Aurora on Highland Ave.
• Java Monkey
• Sentient Bean
• Rembrandt's
• Chocolatte on Clairmont

• It's warm approx. 8 months of the year
• Trees
• Old southern homes
• My neighborhood
• Charis
• Dr. Bombay's Underwater Tea Party
• FWHC
• Yoga Samadhi
• Robin's backyard
• Cookie scent on DeKalb Ave.
• Your DeKalb Farmers' Market
• Decatur library
• Rag-o-rama
• Rainbow Natural Foods
• Driving by MLK's house
• Activism
• ICE
• Skyline view from Freedom Pkwy.
• International community
• People know and recognize each other
• Candler Park

• His hugs
• His humor
• His support
• He's a good listener
• He's hott
• His smartness
• His musical and pop culture knowledge
• His willingness to be spontaneous
• He remembers how to be a kid
• His environmentalism and interest in social causes
• How he treats Violet
• His patience
• His mouth
• His hands
• His style
• He's trendy (Twitter) and classic (vinyl)
• He makes holidays and events special
• He's open-minded
• He's creative and artistic

• Usher and box office attendant at the Frederick Brown, Jr. Amphitheater
• Deli clerk at Kroger
• SteinMart Ladies' sales associate
• Newspaper editor
• Writing Center tutor
• Law firm caseworker
• Magazine editor
• Health educator/activist/interpreter
• Admissions supervisor
• Yoga teacher
• Babysitter

• Driving
• Purring cats on my lap
• Tea
• Journey's "Don't Stop Believing"
• Springtime and open windows
• Bookstores
• Gingko trees
• Photography
• Alpaca yarn
• Turquoise
• Kathryn's hugs
• Walking hand in hand, arm in arm, or with arms around each other
• Rain boots
• The beach
• Young adult lit
• Crayons
• Breakfast foods
• Yoga
• Scarves
• 1920s aesthetic

• Aveeno lip balm
• Old Saucony sneakers
• Merrells
• Birkenstocks
• Tomato, Basil, Mozzarella Omelet at The Farm in Brooklyn
• Revolution Earl Grey Lavender tea
• Honda Civics
• French presses
• L'Oreal Beauty Tubes mascara
• Zicam
• Puffs tissues with Vicks

• Become a registered yoga teacher by age 30
• Rescue animals
• Ride in a hot air balloon
• Have a water bed
• Drive a convertible
• Go to a Spanish-speaking country by myself
• Go to the beach at least annually
• Visit San Francisco
• Have a porch
• Have a home library
• Make a certain amount of donation and/or volunteer contributions per year
• Write a book about my abortion clinic work experiences
• Swim laps really well
• Eat super-fresh goat cheese
• Make jewelry
• Go to Maine during the summer
• Ski/snowboard

• Large trees
• Porch
• Bookshelves
• Hardwood floors
• Bay window with window seat
• Large, squishy chair
• Southern exposure
• High-thread count sheets and a magical vegan down comforter
• Kitchen table
• Basement
• Stained glass
• A lot of turquoise
• Garden
• Screen door
• Old-fashioned door knobs

• Construction equipment playground
• St. Louis City Museum
• Village Den restaurant
• San Francisco
• SCUBA or snorkel, preferably with octopodes
• Jewelry making class
• Maine in the summer
• Pilot's license
• Hot air balloon
• Costa Rica
• Italy
• Greece
• Horseback riding
• Try violin

Girls' Names:

• Helen
• Leonora
• Aviva
• Risa
• Jane
• Amy
• Judith/Jude
• Luisa
• Eloisa
• Thea
• Roberta
• Frances/Francie
• Kendra
• Silvia
• Martha
• Shira
• Saoirse
• Devon
• Kiva

Boys' Names:

• Alix Olsen
• Tegan Quin/Sara Quin (OK per KAS)
• Ellen Page
• Andrea Gibson
• Dani Campbell
• Jodie Foster
• Rosario Dawson
• Gael Garcia Bernal
• Rivers Cuomo
• Winona Ryder, ca. 1994
• Leisha Hailey
• Pretend that's 10

• Ramona
• Frida
• Tillie
• Gladis
• Shirley

• What is your favorite word?

Reliquary

• What is your least favorite word?

Bonkers

• What turns you on?

Passions

• What turns you off?

Judgmental people

• What sound or noise do you love?

Brids singing

• What sound or noise do you hate?

Video game explosions

• What is your favorite curse word?

Fucking hell

• White Kitty & Fenwick
• 2 necklaces from Jeffrey
• Charms from my parents
• Indian skirt from Aviva
• Gold earrings from Y.
• Stuffed Hershey Kiss form Paul
• Photos of Emma, Emma's ashes
• Shadowbox from Tommy
• Statue and teapot from Grandpa Les
• Grammy's wedding ring
• Freedom figurine from Mommy
• August House dish from Mommy

• Corey L.--BFF
• Matt P.--we dated, we didn't date, he made work interesting
• Joan H.--not concerned about prestige, treated teen me as an adult/friend
• Carrie D.--saw something good in me, trained me
• I Can't Believe I Forgot Her Name--extremely hard-working, very kind
• Christie--racist, lazy asshole
• Fran--excellent manager, trusted me
• Dale--why was she in power?
• Chris N.--hard-working, made me laugh when stressed
• Kate B.--see above
• Shaheen R.--first good friend I ever made at work
• Diana B.--hugged me when she found out I'm a feminist
• Brian D.--terribly conservative and full of himself

• Hair not attached to the head
• Fiddleheads
• Conservatives
• Dirty bathrooms
• Spiders
• Not washing my hands after public transport/restaurants/bowling alleys, etc.
• Dirty feet on clean sheets
• Wearing a damp bathing suit
• Milk and similar products, when I think too much about it
• Raised moles

• Keep track of the books I read, though probably not publicly
• Get back into paper journaling
• Try out a new yoga studio
• Purge (my possessions, not food)
• Keep in touch with people, even if it's just Facebook wall posts
• Go to the beach
• CHEESE OF THE MONTH CLUB WITH KATHRYN
• Swim laps
• Stop wearing a watch to yoga
• Try to avoid having tense shoulders

• Lost in Translation,
• Charade
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
• Wes Anderson
• Sabrina (the old one)
• Dumbo
• Murderball
• Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price,
• My Girl
• Amelie,
• Annie Hall
• Cars
• The Music Man
• The Devil Wears Prada
• Little Miss Sunshine
• The Science of Sleep
• Kicking and Screaming
• March of the Penguins
• Shaun of the Dead
• Juno
• Happy Go Lucky

• My parents
• My brother
• My co-workers
• Dr. Tiller
• Dr. Carhart
• Loretta Ross
• Kate Harding
• Lara Falberg
• Anne Frank
• Dr. Scott
• Dr. Dulin-Mallory
• Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
• Judy Blume
• Katrina relief workers

• Pita Palace
• Sweet Lime

• Blue Sauconys
• Gray Sauconys
• Birkenstock sandals
• Citrus rain boots
• Brown Dots boots
• Turquoise Pumas
• Turquoise moccasins
• Turquoise patent leather flats
• Turquoise beaded mules
• Liz Claiborne retro red heels
• Dr. Scholl's sneaker Mary Janes
• Frog Keds flats
• Floral Keds
• Blue flip flops
• Brown flip flops
• Blue Mary Jane Merrills
• Turquoise Crocs
• Green Mary Jane Crocs

• "(500) Days of Summer" soundtrack
• Gap Born to Fit jeans, potentially (I haven't tried them on, so who knows)
• Super-think, fancy yoga mat
• Hand weights
• Revolution earl grey lavender tea
• "Yoga Dose" DVD
• Leg warmers
• Fascinator

• 6th grade earth science
• 9th grade algebra
• All of my high school Spanish classes with Sr. Zamore
• 11th grade English
• High school newspaper
• Rhetroic & composition I and II (college)
• James Joyce survey class (college)
• Creative non-fiction writers' workshop (college)
• Poetry workshop (college)
• American Lit II (college)
• American poetry II (college)
• Senior thesis (college)

• Fastball
• Slow Children at Play
• John Mayer
• India.Arie
• Blink 182
• Green Day
• Jimmy Eat World
• Tree Ring Circus
• Dave Matthews Band
• Guster
• Damien Rice
• Shins
• Songs: Ohia
• Magnolia Electric Co.
• John Darnielle
• The Wedding Present
• Tegan and Sara
• Jump: Little Children
• Built to Spill
• Just Jinger
• Ted Leo and the Pharmacists

• Panda bear with balloons sweatsuit
• Kermit bathing suit
• Ernie and Bert slippers
• Scottie dog patterned turtleneck
• Heart patterned puffy sleeved T-shirt
• Hole shoes
• Pink embroidered windbreaker
• Black patent leather shoes
• Lacy dress
• Green and purple flowered sundress
• Sunsuits with iron-on patches
• Purple argyle sweater
• "For Fit and fun" sweatsuit
• Neon pink T-shirt and acid-washed shorts
• Neon green shirt and matching shorts
• Pink leggings and aqua sweatshirt
• Red sweatshirt with iron-on dalmations
• Pink T-shirt with iron-on bunnies
• Blue polka dot jumpsuit
• Purple bathing suit with large bow
• Floral leggings with magenta top and purp...

• I have a good sense of direction
• I can make people laugh
• I'm not afraid to talk about things that make people uncomfortable (but shouldn't)
• I'm a good listener
• I'm stubborn (I usually like this trait)
• I'm empathic
• I'm OK with having "bad taste" in some things without irony
• I'm good at giving compliments
• I'm a fast reader
• I'm an activist
• My writing
• I'm good at parallel parking
• I have a good memory--a photographic one, at that
• I'm not squeamish...except for vomit and childbirth
• My quadriceps, biceps, and back/shoulder muscles. Thanks, yoga!

• Toby the black lab
• Shelly, Cleo, and Megan the fish
• White and Pink, hermit crabs
• Sally the snail
• Silky the back bunny
• Kirby and Wendy, hamsters
• Emma the black cat
• Claude the hermit crab
• Simon the whippet
• Ezra and Dulin the betta fish
• Violet the white and tiger striped cat
• Ramona the wobbly black cat

• New Orleans, LA
• Chicago, IL (minus the cold)
• Brooklyn, N.Y. (ditto)
• Chattanooga, TN
• Savannah, GA
• Outer Banks, N.C.
• Richmond, VA
• Shenandoah Valley, VA
• Louisville, KY

• Cooking
• Advanced degrees
• Lipstick
• Kids
• Camping
• Running
• Long hair
• Body hair removal
• Fancy-pants weddings
• Watching or participating in sports
• Contact lenses
• Carpet
• High school reunions
• Pretentious music
• High heels
• Baths
• Thongs
• Tanning
• Bananas
• Shakespeare
• Reality TV

• Gladis
• Mordechai
• Daniel
• Lucia
• George
• HIPAA
• Anjali
• Esther
• Leopold
• William

• New Hampshire
• Massachusetts
• New York
• New Jersey
• Pennsylvania
• Delaware
• Maryland
• Washington, D.C.
• Virginia
• North Carolina
• South Carolina
• Georgia
• Florida
• Tennessee
• Alabama
• Mississippi
• Louisiana
• Illinois
• Nevada
• Arizona
• California