• Her smile
  • Her boobs
  • She makes me laugh
  • Because she can do that inverted eyelid trick
  • We actually have common interests
  • Because she's so pretty, even when she's not
  • Because I believe her when she says she cares about me
  • Because the way she felt when I hugged her
  • Because before I met her, I never thought I would find someone like her
  • Because I cannot have her
  • Because it will never be...
may 30 2010 ∞
may 30 2010 +
  • Dragon Ball seasons 1-3
  • Dragon Ball Z seasons 1-9
  • Dragon Ball GT seasons 1-2
  • Thundercats seasons 1-2
  • Beavis and Butt-Head: The Mike Judge Collection vol. 1 & 2
  • Married...With Children seasons 1-4
  • Pee-Wee's Playhouse vol. 1 & 2
  • The Pee-Wee Herman Show
  • Robot Chicken season 1-3
  • Robot Chicken: Star Wars
  • Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II
  • Wonder Showzen seasons 1-2
  • Degrassi: The Next Generation season 1
  • The Adventures of Pete and Pete seasons 1-2
  • The Ren and Stimpy Show seasons 1-2
  • Drawn Together seasons 1-3
  • Afro Samurai
  • Afro Samurai: Resurrection
  • Weird Science seasons 1-2
may 29 2010 ∞
may 30 2010 +
  • Leon (#1 favorite)
  • Dumbo
  • The Warriors
  • The Wizard
  • The Neverending Story
  • Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
  • The Sandlot
  • Big
  • Wayne's World
  • The Goonies
  • Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
  • Gremlins
  • The Karate Kid
  • The Karate Kid, part II
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
may 29 2010 ∞
may 29 2010 +
  • Do you think Jesus ever asked the 12 Apostles to pull his finger and then ripped a sick fart if they did? Do you think this would have made Buddha laugh? Did L. Ron Hubbard even have a sense of humor?
  • I'll probably never see The Blue Lagoon...and I'm okay with that.
  • Why don't you ever hear people say "I swear to Allah!" or "I swear to Brahma!"? (Actually, I sometimes swear to Buddha.) You know what I wanna hear? I wanna hear someone say "I swear to Crom!" Then you'd know they mean business.
  • Jellyfish, WTF? It's like God sneezed into the ocean and thought "Hey, that looks cool! I shall call you jellyfish!"
may 29 2010 ∞
may 30 2010 +
  • 1979-Smashing Pumpkins
  • After All (Love Theme from Chances Are)-Cher and Peter Cetera
  • Almost Paradise (Love Theme from Footloose)-Ann Wilson and Mike Reno
  • Bittersweet Symphony-The Verve
  • Boys Don't Cry-The Cure
  • Candy Rain-Soul 4 Real
  • Careless Whisper-George Michael
  • Crimson and Clover-Tommy James and The Shondells
  • Cruel Summer-Bananarama
  • Europa (Earth's Cry, Heaven's Smile)-Santana
  • God Only Knows-The Beach Boys
  • Hard Habit to Break-Chicago
  • Hard to Say I'm Sorry-Chicago
  • If You Leave Me Now-Chicago
  • I'm With You-Avril Lavigne
  • In Your Eyes-Peter Gabriel
  • Is This The End-New Edition
may 29 2010 ∞
may 30 2010 +
  • kiss a girl
  • move out of parent's house
  • see a live nude woman
  • see Enter The Dragon on a drive-in screen
  • run with the bulls
  • watch all my DVDs/videos
  • get in a fight
  • take a road trip
  • get a pizza in New York
  • get a philly cheesesteak in Philadelphia
  • go to Disneyland
  • find happiness
may 29 2010 ∞
may 30 2010 +
  • Jessica Rabbit
  • The Sorceress (Masters of the Universe)
  • Megara (Disney's Hercules)
  • Princess Aurora
  • Belle
  • Princess Clara (Drawn Together)
  • Princess Daisy (Super Mario Bros. series)
  • Zelda
  • Death (The Sandman)
  • Wonder Woman
  • This Barbie doll.
  • And this one.
  • This one too.
  • Ok, I swear to Buddha this is the last one.
  • Miss Buxley (Beetle Bailey)
  • Sailor Mercury
  • Sailor Mars
  • Harley Quinn (Batman)
  • Rosalina (Super Mario Galaxy)
may 29 2010 ∞
may 29 2010 +