things that need to be sewn

• my purse
• pockets on the blue plaid flannel
• numerous patches

clothes to turn to patches

• blue swinging on clouds shirt
• mar volta shirt (?)
• sublime shirt

shirt to be edited

• philadelphia shirt (?)

other

• sew on already cut patches
• remove LOC patch and sew onto blue flannel

(this is for my own records) (to be added to/checked)

I hate a lot of people. These are reasons why I might hate you. Check all that may apply.

• you're loud
• you're not british and you're speaking with an obviously fake british accent
• you have body odor
• you say "epic" or "fail" ...or both
• you have no concept of personal space
• you're loud
• you sing all the time despite peoples' complaints
• you get shitfaced every day and talk about it every day
• you revolve around internet memes
• you wear crocs or uggs
• you feel the need to correct teachers even though you're wrong most of the time
• you make five million jokes and only maybe one of them is actually funny
• you're pretentious without reason to be

• perfectly shaped and colored balloons
• fresca
• shoes that despite are dirty and ripped, are your sole reliable pair
• having a ton of missed calls or text messages when you wake up
• oversized hoodies
• well done graffiti and tattoos
• indian food
• having a five second connections with people over things like the same shoes/shirt/whatever
• knowing all the lyrics to a fast-paced rap song and being able to keep up
• pointless car rides
• tasty blunts
• mental connection moments with buddies
• singing guilty pleasure songs really loud
• finally getting aspirin when you really need it

males

• eugene hutz
• brandon boyd
• flea
• anthony kiedis
• johnny cash
• johnny depp
• andrew vanwyngarden
• andre 3000

females

• brody dalle
• omahyra mota
• angelina jolie
• kat von d
• christina ricci
• megan fox

things to do before I die

• that bungee thing at six flags
• learn/get good at guitar
• meet Flea
• drive a firetruck
• graffiti a mural
• see rhcp in concert
• .. to be continued