I hate a lot of people. These are reasons why I might hate you. Check all that may apply.

• you're loud
• you're not british and you're speaking with an obviously fake british accent
• you have body odor
• you say "epic" or "fail" ...or both
• you have no concept of personal space
• you're loud
• you sing all the time despite peoples' complaints
• you get shitfaced every day and talk about it every day
• you revolve around internet memes
• you wear crocs or uggs
• you feel the need to correct teachers even though you're wrong most of the time
• you make five million jokes and only maybe one of them is actually funny
• you're pretentious without reason to be
• you say I'm all up on your dick when you're the one slapping it against my fucking thigh (I mean... what?)
• you always make fun of anyone once they walk away
• you have something I want
• you're going after something I want
• you think smoking weed makes you a hard-ass
• you don't actually listen to the music you claim to like
• you lack basic etiquette
• you can't hold a conversation that holds some sort of depth
• you don't know the difference between buddhism and hinduism
• you point out my flaws
• you're dumb
• you hate me