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ROLENT

  • The chest is empty... because of you. Nice work, hero.
  • By looking inside this chest again, you flunk! ... Just kidding.
  • Not a thing remains in the chest except a lonely, dead spider.
  • The chest is empty. I wonder whose fault that is?
  • The chest mocks you with its emptiness.
  • You open the empty chest and stare inside. The chest stares back accusingly.
  • (incomplete)

BOSE

  • It's empty, but you notice something carved on the bottom. It says, "The secret password is... ChairmanMeow."
  • Don't touch it! It's EMPTY!
  • It's... empty... Curses!
  • Limit: One per adventurer. -Dev Team
  • The chest is empty... How depressing...
  • The chest is empty because someone came and took the stuff out. You wouldn't know who did that now, would you?
  • The chest is empty. So very empty...
  • The chest is empty... But it wouldn't be empty if you put something in it.
  • Reduced to searching empty chests? That's really sad.
  • .. Nope, still empty.
  • The Chest has been cleaned out! Villainous!
  • I AM ERROR
  • I feel so empty...
  • You've taken everything from me... EVERYTHING!
  • What did you expect to find in here?
  • This situation seems familiar somehow...
  • The treasure chest is offended that you have returned. Was the first time not good enough for you?
  • The chest is empty... because you emptied it. Funny how that works, no?
  • The chest has nothing left to offer you.
  • The chest is empty... How tragic...
  • The chest is empty. Makes you wanna cry, doesn't it?
  • The chest is already empty, you double-dipper!
  • The chest is as empty as your thieving heart.
  • Nothing to see here. Move along.

RUAN

  • Fill this chest with your tears because it is empty!
  • Alzheimer's much?
  • What? The stuff you took before wasn't enough?
  • You forgot to say the magic word.
  • The voices in my lid said you'd return.
  • I... I feel so... empty inside...
  • You can take my contents, but you'll never take MY FREEEEDOOOOOM!
  • Reduced to searching empty chests? That's really sad.
  • You have found: disappointment.
  • The voices in my lid said you'd return.
  • You came back! I knew you would!
  • Hey, close my lid! What, where you born in a barn?!
  • Not YOU again!
  • The clowns told me you'd be back...
  • It's empty! Treachery!
  • You have found the ultimate treasure... oxygen.
  • So, when do you plan on giving me my stuff back?
  • <Insert treasure here>
  • You seem to be laboring under the hope that something else will magically appear in this empty chest. Let me quash that for you right now.
  • Feed me, Seymour!
  • The item fairy has yet to make her second rounds today.

ZEISS

  • The chest is empty... like your thieving heart.
  • The chest is empty... because you removed the contents, you looter!
  • ... Nope, still empty.
  • Reduced to searching empty chests? That's really sad.
  • The chest is empty... because you've already been here.
  • The chest is empty, but you may now fill it with your tears.
  • Ah-ha! You again!
  • You have found: zilch, nada, nothing...
  • You have found: the missing link.
  • I feel so... empty inside...
  • The chest is... you guessed it... empty.
  • The chest is oh so very empty.
  • You must be awfully optimistic if you think more treasure is going to appear in this chest.
  • It's empty! Diabolical!
  • It wouldn't be empty if you hadn't already looted it, now would it?
  • Double-dipping is against the rules.
  • It's empty! Heinous!
  • It's emtpy! Outrageous!
  • Ah-ha! You again!
  • An empty chest is a tragic thing indeed.
  • The chest is decidedly empty.
  • No soup for you!
  • It's empty. You have only yourself to blame.
  • You will not find a finer empty chest.
  • It wouldn't be empty if you hadn't already looted it, now would it?
  • Say, haven't we met before?
  • An empty chest. Epic fail.
  • It's... empty. This is not entirely unexpected, right?
  • Hahahaha... no.
  • Hmm... Still empty...
  • Way to be thorough, hero!
  • You found.... a whole lotta nothing.
  • The chest is empty... because you've already been here.
  • The chest is empty... Nefarious!
  • Found: Nada. Zilch. Zero.
  • The chest is empty but covered in scratches. It spells out, [Mr. Tiddles was here.]
  • An empty chest! Scandalous!
  • It's empty! What depraved individual would do something like this?!
  • The chest is empty? Madness! Madness? MADNESS!

GRANCEL

  • There is a note inside. It reads, [Sucker.]
  • The chest is empty. I blame you.
  • You have gone over your limit for this chest. -Dev Team
  • <Silent Disapproval>
  • What more do you want from me...BLOOD?!
  • The chest is so empty it hurts.
  • Don't be shocked now, but... it's empty.
  • The chest is empty. Are you surprised?
  • I say, didn't you loot me once before already?
  • The chest is empty... because you emptied it. Thief!
  • You look...familiar.
  • The chest is so very, very, very empty.
  • Treasure doesn't respawn you know.
  • Back for more?
  • There is a note inside. It reads, [Ha-ha! I knew you'd be back.]
  • Limit: One per hero. -Dev Team
  • You guessed it. It's empty.
  • So you've returned...
  • The chest mocks you with its emptiness.
  • There is a note inside. It says, [I saw what you did...]
  • It wouldn't be empty if you hadn't taken the stuff in it.
  • Tooooooooo late...
  • This chest has been picked clean...
  • You've returned to the scene of the crime, I see.
  • The chest mocks you with its emptiness.
  • What did you expect to find in here?
  • You already got the treasure. Don't be greedy!
  • The chest is now full of disappointment...
  • You open the empty chest and stare inside. The chest stares back accusingly.
  • Treasure doesn't respawn you know.
  • It's... empty. This is not entirely unexpected, right?
  • The chest is empty. I wonder whose fault that is...?
  • Back for more? Are you a hero or a scavenger?!
  • It's empty?! Villainous!
  • An empty chest! Scandalous!
  • You already took everything it had to offer. What more do you want?!
  • You have found the ultimate treasure...air.
  • Way to be thorough, hero!
  • Reduced to searching empty chests? That's really sad.
  • What? The stuff you took before wasn't enough?
  • The chest is empty...because you've already been here.
  • Hey, close my lid! What, were you born in a barn?!
  • It's empty. You have only yourself to blame.
  • What? The stuff you took before wasn't enough?
  • An empty chest. Epic fail.
  • It's empty! Treachery!
  • The chest is so empty it hurts.
  • Double-dipping is against the rules.
  • YOU again!
  • The chest is empty. Are you surprised?
  • ..Nope, still empty.
  • An empty chest is a tragic thing indeed.
  • You came back! I knew you would!
  • Say, haven't we met before?
  • Ask again later.
  • Hahahaha...no.
  • So, when do you plan on giving me my stuff back?

Joshua: It's overwhelming to think about all the people around us. Each and every one of them living his or her own life, all under the same sky... ... and every person you meet has a personality, and a history, and a story to tell. Every one of them is just like us, living day by day... Sometimes, I just have to remind myself that no one acts without cause. Nothing happens without a reason, or a motive... or an excuse. And it's only when I remember that that I start to feel like I might be able to reclaim the parts of me I've lost...

apr 23 2014 ∞
jan 21 2021 +