- "Freud's theory wasn't scientific...and he didn't give a shit."
- "Don't kiss my ass! My ass has been kissed so much it has psoriasis." - on suck ups
- "So God takes a shit on the church and destroys it." - summing up Jung's 'forbidden thought' in a nutshell
- "If you told Skinner he'd be in a theories of personality book, he'd roll over in his grave a hundred times. He'd look like a dynamo spinning round and round in his coffin."
- "You Asian kids, if you don't become doctors or mathematicians, your parents are lighting candles for the dead."
- "You think you're bored now? This is pornography compared to the next chapter!" - preparing us for the chapter on Eysenck and Cattell
- "You just wanna sit there and giggle like the psychotic on the D train." - when one of the students wouldn't tell him why she was laughing
- ~a student randomly babbles for two minutes
- "Wait, your question is so long I don't know what you're asking."
- "I put up a graph and all of a sudden you go into a dissociative state." - on our groaning during Eysenck's statistical theory
- "The only thing participating in this class is your ass sitting on the seat."
- "His theory of personality wasn't much...as you can tell because it only took him 5 pages to explain it." - On Carl Rogers
- ~papers drop on the floor
- "Eli, that's your biggest contribution to class thus far."
- Professor: "Everyone uses defense mechanisms."
- Student: "I don't use defense mechanisms."
- Professor: "See? That's pure denial right there."
- "You bought your boots for $140 but you're complaining about buying a textbook? Shut up!"
- "This is a term paper, not an exercise in stenography."
- "Why are there more people than syllabi?" - pondered with noticeable disturbance
- "Who doesn't have the book?"
- half the class raises their hands
- "Holy shit."
- Bitches are like buses. Every ten minutes there will be another one." (oh HELL no!)
- "You're shaking your head like 'This is so much bullshit I can't believe I'm paying tuition to listen to this.'" - on some guy shaking his head in the back of the room
- "You fall in love with a musician, you're in deep shit."
- "At this school you can graduate without ever having a single original thought."
- "Are you spreading diseases in my classroom? - to the girl who has been sneezing in class since the beginning of the semester
- "You're entitled to happiness? Don't you think life is going to have a say in whether or not you're happy, you simple-minded ass?"
apr 27 2012 ∞
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