- Take a dump wherever I stood
- Douse myself in perfume to cover the stench
- Pass out from my corset being to tight
- Have relocated intestines from said corset
- Speak in a British accent, no matter where I was from
- Rent out my hair to a village of mice
- Have wonderful, billowing breasts that peak out from the neckline of my dress
- Barely be five feet tall
- Live in a beautiful home with a salon, parlour, and dungeon
dec 23 2011 ∞
may 13 2012 +