- You stop at a red light and it completely shuts down
- Your seat belt is so loose you could wrap it around your waist 3 times
- It’s a group effort to buckle your seat belt in the first place
- You shut the door and the entire car moves
- You have to punch the radio to get it to change stations
- The smoke makes an entrance before the car does
- Nobody farts, because the windows don’t open
- The bird shit on the window is older than you are
- You have to leave ten minutes early… just to give the engine a chance to start up
- You shut off the car and the radio is still blasting
- You don’t turn on the heater out of fear of inhaling toxic waste
- You joke about the hamsters running on wheels under the hood to keep the car moving
- … but if all else fails you could just pedal your feet like Fred Flinstone
dec 24 2010 ∞
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