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The electricity sizzles from the main stage and tears up the grass silently, creeps towards us and through our veins. We transform into trees and our roots tangle as one and we soar into the sky and play Frisbee with the moon and have our first date in outer space, where earthly matters don’t count, because we’re intergalactic and above it all and who can witness something that happens eight thous...

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listography GIVE A GIFT OF MEMORIES
FAVORITE LISTOGRAPHY MENTIONS
IMPORTANT NOTICES
MESSAGES
PRIVACY
  • You stop at a red light and it completely shuts down
  • Your seat belt is so loose you could wrap it around your waist 3 times
  • It’s a group effort to buckle your seat belt in the first place
  • You shut the door and the entire car moves
  • You have to punch the radio to get it to change stations
  • The smoke makes an entrance before the car does
  • Nobody farts, because the windows don’t open
  • The bird shit on the window is older than you are
  • You have to leave ten minutes early… just to give the engine a chance to start up
  • You shut off the car and the radio is still blasting
  • You don’t turn on the heater out of fear of inhaling toxic waste
  • You joke about the hamsters running on wheels under the hood to keep the car moving
    • … but if all else fails you could just pedal your feet like Fred Flinstone
dec 24 2010 ∞
jun 25 2012 +