- "What kinda foolishness is this?!" - some guy on looking at what came out of the printer
- "No offense, but this is the most boring fucking relationship I've ever been in." - a guy talking to his girlfriend
- "If I get stuck in this elevator, it's a wrap!" - a guy on the elevator 5 minutes after an earthquake
- "You're funny and we appreciate it, but let us go!" - a girl to our sociology professor, trying to make him let us out of class early
- "Nah, the manager isn't here at the moment, but you're speaking to Mr. Silky Smooth himself!" - my manager, speaking to a customer on the phone
- "What the FUCK?! DAMN that's an old ass train!" - a guy running to catch the train...unaware that it was the polar express train for tourists
- "I hate when customers stare at me weirdly then whisper right in front of my face. Like, do I have a flying cock on my forehead? What the fuck?" - my coworker
- "Aside from keeping his wife locked in the attic, he seems like a pretty nice guy." - a guy in my literature class on Rochester in Jane Eyre
- "If I see this motherfucker in the club on Friday, Imma drop kick his baby momma's ass to the curb!" - a woman screaming into her cell phone on the bus
- "This motherfucker called me a bitch like I didn't just mess with him. N***a didn't even lick me right!" - same woman as above
nov 10 2011 ∞
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