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The electricity sizzles from the main stage and tears up the grass silently, creeps towards us and through our veins. We transform into trees and our roots tangle as one and we soar into the sky and play Frisbee with the moon and have our first date in outer space, where earthly matters don’t count, because we’re intergalactic and above it all and who can witness something that happens eight thous...

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  • "What kinda foolishness is this?!" - some guy on looking at what came out of the printer
  • "No offense, but this is the most boring fucking relationship I've ever been in." - a guy talking to his girlfriend
  • "If I get stuck in this elevator, it's a wrap!" - a guy on the elevator 5 minutes after an earthquake
  • "You're funny and we appreciate it, but let us go!" - a girl to our sociology professor, trying to make him let us out of class early
  • "Nah, the manager isn't here at the moment, but you're speaking to Mr. Silky Smooth himself!" - my manager, speaking to a customer on the phone
  • "What the FUCK?! DAMN that's an old ass train!" - a guy running to catch the train...unaware that it was the polar express train for tourists
  • "I hate when customers stare at me weirdly then whisper right in front of my face. Like, do I have a flying cock on my forehead? What the fuck?" - my coworker
  • "Aside from keeping his wife locked in the attic, he seems like a pretty nice guy." - a guy in my literature class on Rochester in Jane Eyre
  • "If I see this motherfucker in the club on Friday, Imma drop kick his baby momma's ass to the curb!" - a woman screaming into her cell phone on the bus
  • "This motherfucker called me a bitch like I didn't just mess with him. N***a didn't even lick me right!" - same woman as above
nov 10 2011 ∞
jan 22 2013 +