• Have no expectations.

I may act aloof or distant, or even cold or "intimidating", to some individuals. Rest assured that I harbor no ill intentions or hatred towards anyone I talk to. Please direct any inquiries about me towards me only.

• Be straightforward.

Please say it as it is. I need not reassurance nor sugarcoating.

• No "typing quirks".

Very much self-explanatory; I can't read.

• I am legally 18 years old.

Do with this information as you will, but note that I may be hesitant communicating with anyone younger than me by two years or more.