• Strategic
• Creative
• Humorous
• Disconnected
• Apathetic
• Indulgent
• Experimental
• Secretive
• Stubborn

(by a certain someone)

“this is my buddy known as The. they're based and epic, i think. they wanted me to write about my perception of them. sometimes they can be an edgy little shit, or a smartass, but really just likes xiao genshin impact yaoi with themself and fucking with their friends. they're kind of stupid i think (despite actually being pretty smart) and once stopped me from legitimately burning my apartment down. they might seem rude or mean, but they actuall...

I have no personality. But I do have disorders. Guess which ones. But in all seriousness, I consider myself very blasé and, to the highest extent, paradoxical. I say it as it is and can come across as aloof and uncaring to most people, which explains why they are hesitant to approach first, I suppose. I don't believe in letters and numbers as labels for your personality but if you must know, it's likely that I'm ENTJ 3w4, do with that as you will. Since I like to have people guessing what kind of person I am, I will leave the rest up to you.

This entry consists of criteria that if an individual meets one or more of them, I wish not to associate with said individual.

• "Basic DNI criteria", some may say.

This includes proshippers, darkshippers, kodocons (I do not care if they're "fictional", you're still a fucking pedophile), zionists/neutrals, etc...

• Poor taste in "humor".

This includes the repetition of the same watered-down, narrowminded understanding of a certain person (or concept, or more), the repetition of slurs and hate speech, etc... (bonus if you use "delulu", I guess it's just a personal ick of mine).

• Personality revolves around being obsessed with a certain individual, fictional or not.

• Have no expectations.

I may act aloof or distant, or even cold or "intimidating", to some individuals. Rest assured that I harbor no ill intentions or hatred towards anyone I talk to. Please direct any inquiries about me towards me only.

• Be straightforward.

Please say it as it is. I need not reassurance nor sugarcoating.

• No "typing quirks".

Very much self-explanatory; I can't read.

• I am legally 18 years old.

Do with this information as you will, but note that I may be hesitant communicating with anyone younger than me by two years or more.

I could not care less about doubles, and would prefer those with obtuse sense of "humor" to stay away from my vicinity as much as possible. You know who you are.

ME IN MEDIA (Not kins. Not delusional attachments. Not "IRL". Do not refer to me as such).

• The Wanderer - Genshin Impact
• Juuzou Suzuya - Tokyo Ghoul
• Johan Liebert - (Naoki Urasawa's) Monster
• Yuri - Girl From Nowhere
• Elizabeth "Beth" Harmon - The Queen's Gambit
• AM - I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
• Asriel Dreemurr - UNDERTALE

KINS (Or whatever you call it).

• Daijin - Suzume
• Chiyu Tamade - BanG Dream! Girls Band Party

• Writing & reading
• Studying
• Birdwatching
• Watching video essays
• Analyzing
• Staring into nothingness while Grain (Monster Opening Theme) plays in the background
• Taxidermy
• Most insects
• Sphynx cats (especially the black ones)
• Dragons
• Eternatus
• The color grey
• Cold showers
• Antiques
• Classical music (mostly Baroque)
• Philosophy (mostly Nihilism)
• Criminology
• Psychology
• Mathematics

Feel free to ask me about any of these or ask if I know this or that, there is a high chance I might have heard of it. I consume all forms of media highly critically and you should too.

MOVIES/BOOKS/SHOWS

• All Quiet On The Western Front (2022)
• Better Days (2019)
• Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
• Cat Soup (2001)
• Tale of Tales (1979)
• Belladonna of Sadness (1973)
• Coraline (2009)
• Girl From Nowhere (2018)
• Death Note (2006)
• (Naoki Urasawa's) Monster (2004)
• Hunter × Hunter (2011)
• Banana Fish (2018)
• Alice In Borderland (2020)
• GREYLOCK (2023)
• Gemini Home Entertainment (2019)