• turn my eyelids inside out
• make loud fart sounds with a straw
• sing like Alvin in the Chipmunks
• do bad accents
• mimic some peoples' singing voices, like Madonna
• get people to accept my returns, even without a receipt
• intuition (ie, I knew James was going to get a ticket. I knew we were going the wrong direction on the highway)

Wish I Could

• do impressions
• go on the ocean with no sickness
• swim in the ocean without fear
• memorize math formulas
• draw accurate representations of things
• do the single ladies beyonce routine
• play piano
• do back handspring (use to be able to)
• know all the lines in rapper's delight
• run for long periods of time (low blood pressure)
• speak korean
• fly
• sing all notes on key
• time travel
• remember names of people when i meet them
• remember the details of what i read (why I write in my books sometimes)
• recite lines from poems
• speak in public without nervousness
• dance a cabaret performance to All That Jazz or Life is a Cabaret
• keep all my memories
• have lots of jokes memorized
• add a bit to my height