• Sitting with Stephen Kearin from the show Wayne at a dinner party at Kristina's and not recognizing him and loving his role
• Weezer Article search surprise discovery (LeRoy)
• Weah / Escalera
• When I tried to ride a scooter in Bali
• Rumi sad bell ringing when left alone
• Wondering Into An Archery Range In San Diego
• The Sound Of Monster Trucks
• The Pig That Escaped The Truck In Yosemite
• Meeting Lol From The Cure At A Kokoko Show (Finding Him Because The Entire Audience Knelt Down During A Get Low Part Of The Song)
• Grover Of Sesame Street And Hide N Seek. Why I Don'T Watch Sesame Street.
• H. Allergy Prescription
• Thailand Sex Club With My Mom In The 90s
• My Dna - Korean - Japanese
• Amsterdam Red Light District
• Lene Moss - High School Crush To Ren Faire
• Psychic Cab Fail Because He Was A Fraud
• The Berghain Experience
• Singing Into Madonna'S Microphone In Miami
• Car Hitting A Possum Late Night - Keeping Him Till Morning Then Taking Him To Rescue Center. He Was Blind. They Couldn’T Save Him.
• Foot Fetish Palace
• Bread Company - Asking Discounts Then Their Credit Card Mistake Then Free Bread For A Year (Manifested It lol)
• Moms Playboy Photo We Found Behind Pictures
• Almost Missing Flight To Costa Rica While Getting A Massage (Causing Weird Sexual Response)
• William H Macy Joining My Street Bday Videotaping (Jogging By And Turning Around To Be In It)
• Vince And The Funny Fart Text Confession (He Didn’T Know I Farted)
• Upright Citizens Emergencies (Anxiety Attack In Audience And Then Shortly After, An Epileptic Attack - Show Cancelled)
• Matt's Fumble In The Street In Front Of The Car When We Went To See Clerks
• When I had to ask a couple if they were in the wrong seats before the film The Butler (she had the wrong time for her ticket) it was a civil rights movie. Larry David moment.
• Stealing Cars And The Time I Was Caught (Pink Cadillac)
• Caught Shoplift By A Western High School Alum Police Officer Who Also Had Mr Stockton. He Bought Me A Sandwich.
• Andrea And I In Compton Lost In A Wind Storm, Thinking It Was Western Ave
• No Money In Cuba
• Almost Diarrhea In Varanasi
• Being On Ellen'S Giveaway Show
• ET On Mushrooms
• Weezer Affair
• Biko Swimming Across Floor (Lucy In The Sky)
• Skaden Arps Mug -- Calling Wrong Number And It Being Their Law Office (My Phone Number Off By One Digit)
• My One Chin Hair
• My Doctor Halloween Costume - Headache From Headband
• James Hit A Lady Who Was Just Hit A Few Minutes Before
• Steve's Photo Of Me On Brazil Bookstore Website...Me With Angry Face And It Being Used As My Author Photo
• Korean Karaoke Car Chase After “Karaoke Girls”
• Tv Pilot shot in our House on college ave (Party Scene)
• REM Video
• Sat At Same Korean Restaurant Table As Adam Ame (After Both Of Us Being Moved)
• How Adam And I Met Because Of A Practical Joke I Played On Joe (You'Re Good At Meeting New People, Not I'M Not)
• Toki Got Phone Call He Was Gonna Be In Magazine But It Was Meant For John’S Eddie (Dog)
• Arm Asleep Living Alone In College Studio While I’M Asleep. Wake Up And Run Outside Thinking I’M Being Touched By An Intruder.
• Lawrence Of Arabia Dvd - Getting Second Disc First And Really Not Getting The Movie
• Zionist Jewish Skinhead And Black Woman Racist Against Black People Skinhead Threaten James On Instagram
• Arclight Shooter Panic Attack (Zero Dark Thirty)
• Meeting J.Monae In Tshirt And Jeans + Plus Flip Flop/Overalls Story With Hayley
• My First Dog Euthanized
• Strange Coincidences With James Like Jamie Gluck
• Great Grandfather Tarred Feathered
• Blind Massage In Cambodia
• Doctors not being able to figure out my nausea for 4 years - Gallbladder problem

JAMES:

• Had to go to court for drinking Zima publicly and they announced it in court
• A guy who posed for me as a nazi actually discovered he was at the show where Travis was beat up.
• finding himself on youtube at first show