• Sitting with Stephen Kearin from the show Wayne at a dinner party at Kristina's and not recognizing him and loving his role
• Weezer Article search surprise discovery (LeRoy)
• Weah / Escalera
• When I tried to ride a scooter in Bali
• Rumi sad bell ringing when left alone
• Wondering Into An Archery Range In San Diego
• The Sound Of Monster Trucks
• The Pig That Escaped The Truck In Yosemite
• Meeting Lol From The Cure At A Kokoko Show (Finding Him Because The Entire Audience Knelt Down During A Get Low Part Of The Song)
• Grover Of Sesame Street And Hide N Seek. Why I Don'T Watch Sesame Street.
• H. Allergy Prescription
• Thailand Sex Club With My Mom In The 90s
• My Dna - Korean - Japanese
• Amsterdam Red Light District
• Lene Moss - High School Crush To Ren Faire
• Psychic Cab Fail Because He Was A Fraud
• The Berghain Experience
• Singing Into Madonna'S Microphone In Miami
• Car Hitting A Possum Late Night - Keeping Him Till Morning Then Taking Him To Rescue Center. He Was Blind. They Couldn’T Save Him.
• Foot Fetish Palace
• Bread Company - Asking Discounts Then Their Credit Card Mistake Then Free Bread For A Year (Manifested It lol)
• Moms Playboy Photo We Found Behind Pictures
• Almost Missing Flight To Costa Rica While Getting A Massage (Causing Weird Sexual Response)
• William H Macy Joining My Street Bday Videotaping (Jogging By And Turning Around To Be In It)
• Vince And The Funny Fart Text Confession (He Didn’T Know I Farted)
• Upright Citizens Emergencies (Anxiety Attack In Audience And Then Shortly After, An Epileptic Attack - Show Cancelled)
• Matt's Fumble In The Street In Front Of The Car When We Went To See Clerks
• When I had to ask a couple if they were in the wrong seats before the film The Butler (she had the wrong time for her ticket) it was a civil rights movie. Larry David moment.
• Stealing Cars And The Time I Was Caught (Pink Cadillac)
• Caught Shoplift By A Western High School Alum Police Officer Who Also Had Mr Stockton. He Bought Me A Sandwich.
• Andrea And I In Compton Lost In A Wind Storm, Thinking It Was Western Ave
• No Money In Cuba
• Almost Diarrhea In Varanasi
• Being On Ellen'S Giveaway Show
• ET On Mushrooms
• Weezer Affair
• Biko Swimming Across Floor (Lucy In The Sky)
• Skaden Arps Mug -- Calling Wrong Number And It Being Their Law Office (My Phone Number Off By One Digit)
• My One Chin Hair
• My Doctor Halloween Costume - Headache From Headband
• James Hit A Lady Who Was Just Hit A Few Minutes Before
• Steve's Photo Of Me On Brazil Bookstore Website...Me With Angry Face And It Being Used As My Author Photo
• Korean Karaoke Car Chase After “Karaoke Girls”
• Tv Pilot shot in our House on college ave (Party Scene)
• REM Video
• Sat At Same Korean Restaurant Table As Adam Ame (After Both Of Us Being Moved)
• How Adam And I Met Because Of A Practical Joke I Played On Joe (You'Re Good At Meeting New People, Not I'M Not)
• Toki Got Phone Call He Was Gonna Be In Magazine But It Was Meant For John’S Eddie (Dog)
• Arm Asleep Living Alone In College Studio While I’M Asleep. Wake Up And Run Outside Thinking I’M Being Touched By An Intruder.
• Lawrence Of Arabia Dvd - Getting Second Disc First And Really Not Getting The Movie
• Zionist Jewish Skinhead And Black Woman Racist Against Black People Skinhead Threaten James On Instagram
• Arclight Shooter Panic Attack (Zero Dark Thirty)
• Meeting J.Monae In Tshirt And Jeans + Plus Flip Flop/Overalls Story With Hayley
• My First Dog Euthanized
• Strange Coincidences With James Like Jamie Gluck
• Great Grandfather Tarred Feathered
• Blind Massage In Cambodia
• Doctors not being able to figure out my nausea for 4 years - Gallbladder problem
• Started Smoking because I Lost my Senior Thesis in College (hard drive crash)

EMBARRASSING:

• Wishing Adam a heartfelt happy birthday in June (vs January)
• When I tried to get a refill of popcorn but manager said no refills, then I said we spilled popcorn and he had an employee check while we stared each other down. Couldn't get confirmed in time so he just gave me popcorn (I saw employee as I walked back into theater)
• Russ had lunch with me even tho I tried a home remedy for age spots and had scabs everywhere because it went wrong and he gave me a rehab character to help me get thru it
• When I told V about a fart he didn't hear from me via text a few days after it happened.
• When a girl I admired walked into the nail salon as I was getting a crazy head massage (Levine) and sat next to me.
• When my leg was asleep and someone came to the door and I jumped up and fell on my face (in my cabin in Bali).
• When I acted excited when a fireman was telling me about a memorial procession happening the next morning. For some reason I thought he said parade and didn't realize the mistake until I walked away.
• When I had to ask a couple if they were in the wrong seats before the film The Butler (she had the wrong time for her ticket) it was a civil rights movie. she was African American. Larry David moment.
• Throwing up on myself while driving over the bar bridge and my date waiting for me at my apartment when I arrived.
• When I literally fell into a guy's butt while walking down the stairs of the subway station. I grabbed onto his right pocket as my cheek pressed firmly against his left butt cheek. I was so embarrassed. His girlfriend looked at me like I was crazy.
• The times I've jumped out of vehicles (sometimes moving), or jumped into pools, or ran away screaming because an insect was buzzing near me.
• When my english professor at Berkeley came to class soaking wet because the men's bathroom toilet exploded. It was sympathy embarrassment. He asked me to lead discussion until he could dry off somewhere.
• when both John and I were separately trying to get Kristin Bell to remember us, via photos on our phone. And she didn't.
• When a camel spit on me at the SF zoo.
• When my hair caught on fire at Joe's show (no harm done but it stunk up the bar). They put the candles so darn low!
• When I fell dancing at our Halloween party --partially booze to blame but I'm clumsy (someone took a picture of course).
• When I passed gas in gymnastics in 5th grade while doing the splits.
• When my arm was asleep behind my head (in my studio apt while attending UC Berkeley), and I woke in the middle of the night thinking someone was in bed with me and I screamed and ran into the hallway.
• When I left a number 2 in the potty and adam pointed it out.
• When Liane read my list of strange places I've had sex in my listography and thought one was referring to my butt.
• Serenading a friend for her birthday in front of a lot of people.
• When I walked into the glass doors at whole foods and my co-workers saw me.
• When my halloween costume was cutting off my circulation in my forehead and I didn't realize it (my doctor's costume).
• When I cooked a pizza in a friend's apartment and it slipped like a coin into a slot machine between the oven rack and then down into the stove vent.
• Pretty much every time I've fallen though I'm use to it now because I fall all the time.
• For Toki: when toki thought he got a modeling job but they got the dog names mixed up and it was actually Eddie getting the job (Johnny's dog).
• When Johnny and I got a massage at a blind center in Cambodia and it was pretty rough inside
• Looking at house across from Manson Labianca murders house

JAMES:

• Had to go to court for drinking Zima publicly and they announced it in court
• A guy who posed for me as a nazi actually discovered he was at the show where Travis was beat up.
• Finding himself on youtube at first show
• Adam and Kath bed