- my mother put rubber bands to hold my socks up when i was a baby. she couldn't figure out why i screamed for two days even after a doctor came by to visit. later a neighbor noticed my feet were losing circulation.
- mom fed me ice tea in a bottle. she didn't know that ice tea had caffeine. she couldn't figure out why i stayed up all night watching twilight zone as a toddler.
- walking on the coffee table hitting the corner of my eye
- my mom likes to tell the story of how easily i was potty trained. she showed me the trainer potty. they woke up in the middle of the night thinking there was a burglar but found me on the trainer potty using it properly.
- when my umbilical cord came off and i bled a little they rushed me to the hospital terrified i was going to bleed to death.
- dad's favorite moment. coming home from work and me running up to his car and saying dada.
- imitating Mae West
mar 2 2009 ∞
mar 10 2021 +