- pretend like your hand is a soaring bird coming down to swipe up their nose (make sure to go aahhhhh!, aaaahhhhh! to make the moment ominous)
- pretend your arm is robotic making its way to grab your partner's nose (be sure to make mechanical noises like you're a programmed robot: zhoooo, zhoooo)
- pretend you have a prosthetic arm and touch your partner's face as though you can't feel anything (you'll need to have your real arm move your other arm around to do it)
- like the yellow page's fingers, make a little guy at the belly button and have it go exploring (on a girl, stand on the peak of her breast and survey the land)
- throw your pillow directly above both of your heads and see who it lands on (neither of you can move)
- place your hands under the other person and flip them over like a pancake (say Ha Yah!!!) like you're done with them
- after climax, in a tired voice say: i don't love you anymore
- speak in an italian accent when you're mad (to lighten the mood)
- wrestle
- referring to any form of oral sex, do the doggy game. in a cowboy voice give direction to the other person with words like: ease up on it. back up. take a step back. get closer. get closer. now ease up on it. touch it. when i count to three you can have it. one. two. forty seven. nine. eighty two. ok. ok. fifty four. twelve. three.
- vacuum or blow hole: blow as hard as you can into each other's mouths. suck as hard as you can into each other's mouths. see who wins.
- pretend you're dead for as long as you can
- pretend you are barbie and ken dolls and move your hands and bodies accordingly
- find the belly button under the shirt game
- hold each other like little spider monkeys flying through the void of the universe
In the world:
- at museums: find the (fill in the blank) when looking at old photographs etc. i.e. find the one saying "oh no", find the one who is gay, find the one who woke up late
- travelling: taking photos and hiding adam in a scene
- drive away game
apr 11 2006 ∞
mar 13 2013 +