• Bo Burnham
  • "Read a little bit of Leviticus. All the kids are a little too little for this. All the parents not in agreement - 'I think I can vaguely see what he meant'"(What's Funny)
  • "The great all-loving faggot hater"(Rant)
  • "When I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jingling keys. Now I'm older and bolder and I just get mad because those keys are to a Hummer. Fuck my life. I don't fuck my wife. So fuck my wife and fuck my life and my son is gay, but not sitcom gay. Daughter's a whore just like another girl who used to be her mother but the marriage made her miss Mary Americana" (What's Funny)
  • "I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me" (What's Funny)
  • "When he grows up to be a comic or actor, he'll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning that everything isn't about him you, there's other people you selfish asshole. I must be psychotic, I must be demented, to think that I'm worth of all this attention." (Art is Dead)
  • "My drugs attention, I am an addict, but I get paid to indulge in my habits" (Art is Dead)
  • "Cause I wanted my name in lights, while I could've fed a family of four for fourty fucking fort-nights"(Art is Dead)
  • "I am an artist, Please God, forgive me. I am an artist, Please don't revere me. I am an artist, Please don't respect me. I am an artist, You're free to correct me. Self centered artist, self-obsessed artist"(Art is Dead)
  • "I'm just a kid, maybe I'll grow out of this" (Art is Dead)
• Rise Against
  • "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours first. Let's compare scars, I'll tell you who's worse" (Swing Life Away)
  • "A hero of war, is that what they see? Just medals and scars? So damn proud of me?" (Hero of War)
  • "Black leather boots, spit shined so bright. They cut off my hair...but it looks alright" (Hero of War)
• Right Away, Great Captain!
  • "Just giver me one minute to tell my wife good-bye, i loved her so dearly but its time to take real flight on a dark desert road or a middle sized rfake show you lead me to. Its so dark in there" (Right Away, Great Captain!)
  • "Right away great captain, i'll surely leave evrything. God damned, I love it but god, you mean more to me..just know that I love you, but love's such a similie" (Right Away, Great Captain!)
  • "I will do my best to meet you there half way, or the whole way on a highway you know where the ending will take place so beautifully" (Right Away, Great Captain!)
  • "You haven't seen devils til you've seen them all" (Right Away, Great Captain)
  • "I can see a candle burning, wax dripping, bible burning woman that I once called friend" (Memories On A Deck Part II)
  • "Don't you bleed an apology, you'll always be a liar to me" (Memories On A Deck Part II)
  • "I can see a shit faced brother that I covered for what must have been the last 10 years. I could tell she wasn't lying, you were lying with a lion up there. I could tell you that I saw you but I couldn't make it up the stairs. I can see a heart sized hole inside the ocean where I'm pondering a midnight swim. I can see a heart sized hole inside the bottle where I'm pondering a midnight swim. I could tell you I was dying but you wouldn't know for 3 more years" (Memories On A Deck Part II)
  • "Darling you have yet to hold me close during the war with your heart." (Night Marry You)
  • "Darling you can bet to see my ghost up on the wall watching you eat. Yeah its true I dream about you two...grinding my mouth, losing my teeth. You are exactly what a nightmares for. I'll night marry you" (Night Marry You)
  • "I was packing bags like a bat out of hell and you were slipping on your dress. I was punching holes in a ticket to downtown mass, where the spirit fled. Away from my body and away from my blood like a fire that we never lit. Have you ever seen a man so broken as that one man you were looking at?" (Love, Come Save Me)
  • "I could try again if you wanted me to, I swear I'd be a better man. If roses and daisies won't do the trick, I'll create another perfect plan. I swear to the heavens I'll forget the past just tell me that you need me back. Have you sever seen a man so broken as that man that you won't write back." (Love, Come Save Me)
  • "I just need you, my river. I just need you, my love. You are looking east with the heaviest heart that i can ever recall seeing" (Love, Come Save Me)
  • "Have you ever seen a man burn brighter than that one man that you were looking at?" (Love, Come Save Me)
• Tyler, the Creator
  • "I'm a fucking walking paradox" (Yonkers)
  • "Here's the number to my therapist, tell him all your problems, he's fucking awesome with listening" (Yonkers)
  • "Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses, I told him to quit bitching this isn't a fucking hotline" (Yonkers)
  • "I'm stabbing any blogging faggot hipster with a Pitchfork" (Yonkers)
  • "Still suicidal? I am. I'm Wolf, Tyler put this fucking knife in my hand. I'm Wolf, Ace going to put that fucking hold in my head and I'm Wolf, that was me who shoved a cock in your bitch." (Yonkers)
  • "I just want to know if my father would ever like me but I don't give a fuck so he's probably just like me. A motherfucking Goblin." (Yonkers)
  • Fuck everything, man. That's what my conscience said. Then it bunny hopped off my shoulder, now my conscience dead. Now the only guidance that I had is splattered on cement. Actions speak louder than word, let me try this shit, dead." (Yonkers)
  • "I'm not a fucking role model. I'm a 19 year old fucking emotional coaster with pipe dreams." (Goblin)
  • "The 'preme shit is free and I don't drink so fuck a wine set. Nigga fuck a mindset, my brain is an obscenity. I'm fucked in the head, I lost my mind with my virginity." (Goblin)
  • What you think I record for? To have a bunch of critics to call my shit a bunch of horrorcore? Like I didn't make Parade or Inglorious cause I'm too scare to tell my friends the way i really fucking feel." (Goblin)
  • I'm not weird, you're just a faggot, shame on him" (Goblin)
  • "They don't want to fuck with me, cause I do not fuck with religion. You see that's my decision, you fuckers don't have to listen" (Goblin)
  • They claim the shit I say is just wrong, like nobody has those really dark thoughts when alone. I'm just a teenager who admits he's suicide prone. My life is doing pretty good, so that date is postponed for now. Wow, Life's a cute bitch full of estrogen and when she gives you lemons, nigga, throw them at pedestrians." (Goblin)
  • My friends say I'm playing when I say I need counseling" (Goblin)
  • "The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee" (Goblin)
  • "You niggas rap about fucking bitches and getting head. Instead I rap about fucking bitches and getting heads. While you niggas stacking bread, I could stack a couple dead bodies, making red look lesss of a color more of a hobby" (Tron Cat)
  • Game of duck-duck-duck tape with a dead goose" (Tron Cat)
  • Victim Victim, Honey you're my fifth one" (Tron Cat)
  • Where I cut her like a barber with a Parkinson's Disorder" (Tron Cat)
  • "I'm awesome and i fuck dolphins" (Tron Cat)
  • "Said fuck coke and now I'm snorting Hitler's ashes" (Tron Cat)
  • "My only problem is death. Fuck heaven, I ain't showing no religion respect. Brain damage, therapy's the only thing I regret. Talking to me is like a fucking dead body missing her neck." (Nightmare)
  • "My hands trembled, my finger's slipped, the wall's red. Her life is fucked, she sad now, her son is dead" (Nightmare)
  • "I told her I'm her worst nightmare. This is hell, you don't ever gotta fight fair. My spirit floats around in the night air or in your day dreams, that's how death seems."
  • "Life is a movie and you're just a prop. They begged me to stop but I listen like death drones. Love? I don't get none, that's why I'm so hostile to the kids that get some" (Nightmare)
  • "Ignorant as fuck, defend people for the hell of it because I am the devil, fucker, get on my level" (Nightmare)
  • "Parents wanna blame me all becaus their kid is fucking up but fuck that, you're shitty parents, face it, suck it up."
  • "I haven't got around to telling my mom shit cause I don't know how to..." (Nightmare)
  • "Fuck off me man,fuck (What's got into you?) I don't know, it's like I'm a different person at times. Sometimes I'm fucking mad, sometimes I'm not. As though I got a fucking voice in my head telling me to do all this fucked up shit, man. I don't fucking know, man. He tells me to do shit that I don't want to fucking do (What's his name?) Tron Cat" (Nightmare)
  • "Ending it is all I fucking think about, that's the shit I think about all alone, bawling 'til my motherfucking' eye bleed" (Golden)
  • "Probably because that motherfucking embryo was morphing into a Grammy winning Schizophrenic fucking orphan. Oops I menat bastard, a skinny ass disaster." (Golden)
  • "I'm not even human, I'm a body shaped demon" (Golden)
  • "Your friends, they're just figments of your imagination. Dr. TC, see Tyler, I'm your conscience. I'm Tron Cat, I'm Ace, I'm Wolf Haley, I'm Me." (Golden)
  • "Who the fuck invited Mr. I Don't Give a Fuck?" (Sandwitches)
  • "I'm sick in the brain, dumb bitch, can you nurse this?" (Sandwitches)
  • "Fuck church, they sing and the shit ain't even worth it. In the choir, whores and liars, scumbag and the dirt. Bitch, you told me God was the answer. When I ask him for shit, I get no answer, so God is the cancer" (Sandwitches)
  • "Triple six is my number, you can get it off my Tumblr" (Sandwitches)
  • "Listen deeper than the music before you put it in a box" (Sandwitches)
  • "Kill people, burn shit, fuck school. I'm fucking radical, I'm motherfucking radical" (Radicals)
  • "Fuck the fat lady, it's over when all the kids sing" (Radicals)
• Iron & Wine
  • Barefoot at night on the road, fireworks blooming above in the sky [Jesus the Mexican Boy]
  • "He never wanted nothing I remember.Maybe a broken bottle if I had two. Hanging behind his holy even temper.Hiding the more unholy things I do" [Jesus the Mexican Boy]
  • "We met a home-wrecking carnival girl"[Jesus the Mexican Boy]
  • "I never gave him nothing I remember"[Jesus the Mexican Boy]
  • "Fell by the tracks but he lifted me high, kissing my head like a brother and never asking why" [Jesus the Mexican Boy]
  • "Boy with a coin he found in the weeds with bullets and pages of trade magazines close to a car THAT flipped on the turn" [Boy with a Coin]
  • "Girl with a bird she found in the snow that flew up her gown, and that's how she knows"[Boy with a Coin]
  • "Boy with a coin he crammed in his jeans

then making a wish, and tossed in the sea then walked to a town that all of us burned" [Boy with a Coin]

• "One more kiss tonight from some tall stable girl. She’s like grace from the earth" [He Lays in the Reins]
• "There is a house by the sea. Two jealous sisters, they're waiting for me and one is laid on the floor and one is changing the locks on the doors" [House by the Sea]
• Wicked Sountrack
• Fall Out Boy
  • "I'm coming apart at the seams. Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams. Now buzz, buzz, buzz.Doc, there's a hole where something was" [Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes]
  • "Fell outta bed, butterfly bandage, but don't worry-- You'll never remember, your head is far too blurry...Restrain that man!

He needs his head put through a catscan!"[Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes]

• I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine. What a match! I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet [Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes]
• Boycott love. Detox just to retox. And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life. Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys. Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy [Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes]
• Little girl, you got me staring odd or was that just a telescopic camera lie? [Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes[
• Something make my chest stir, something make my head blur.
  
• I'm just such a happy mess, woah. The drums are four on the floor and she's back to the bathroom for one more.
  
• I want to make you as lonely as me,so you can get, get addicted to this
  
• When I’m home alone I just dance by myself and you pull my head so close volume goes with the truth. Signing off "I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen" [