list icon
  • If I were a month, I would be October.
  • If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday.
  • If I were a time of the day, I would be 4:00am- so late it could be bedtime, but so early it could be morning.
  • If I were a planet, I would be Pluto. Is it a planet?
  • If I were a sea animal, I would be a blowfish.
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a fainting couch.
  • If I were a sin, I would be envy.
  • If I were a liquid, I would be Diet Coke.
  • If I were a bird, I would be a raven.
  • If I were a tool, I would be duct tape- willing to help out, stick close by, and always keep things together.
  • If I were a flower, I would be a lilly.
  • If I were a kind of weather, I would be bright and sunny with a cool, gentle breeze.
  • If I were a musical instrument, I would be an guitar.
  • If I were an animal, I would be a pony.
  • If I were a color, I would be royal blue.
  • If I were a vegetable, I would be a carrot. Cop out redhead answer.
  • If I were a sound, I would be the noise a record player makes when the needle first makes contact with the vinyl.
  • If I were a song, I would be All this Beauty by The Weepies, or 100 Round the Bends by Missy Higgins, or Vienna by Billy Joel, among many others...
  • If I were a movie, I would be directed by the Coen brothers, composed by John Williams, and most likely starring Julianne Moore.
  • If I were a book, I'd be How I Paid for College: A Novel of Sex, Theft, Friendship and Musical Theatre.
  • If I were food, I would be hummus.
  • If I were a place, I would be a bustling city, but not New York. Prettier. London? Paris? They'll do.
  • If I were a material, I would be synthetic.
  • If I were a taste, I would be salty.
  • If I were a scent, I would be Daisy by Marc Jacobs
  • If I were a word, I would be "fierce." Cop out answer.
  • If I were a an object, I would be a camera.
  • If I were a body part, I would be an calf muscle.
  • If I were a facial expression, I would be shocked, or a wink.
  • If I were a subject in school, I would be Theatre. Easy way out.
  • If I were a cartoon character, I would be Kim Possible.
  • If I were a shape, I would be a trapezoid.
  • If I were a number, I would be nine.
apr 19 2010 ∞
oct 16 2010 +