- Why Love? I think the thing I loved and hated about you the most was your ability to make me feel so stupid.
- Wait! You only loved the chase. So why was I the one running down the street after you?
- Make it Better I hope the Beatles make you think of me. If not the Beatles as a band, then at least “Hey Jude.”
- Coke Head You made me try Diet Coke. Now I’m addicted. If I ever suffer any conditions that can be definitively traced to massive ingestions of aspartame, I will blame you.
- Serenaded Everytime I hear “Gotta Have You” by the Weepies, I get the weepies remembering you sing it to me.
- Higher Love I wonder if I ever crossed your mind for something other than sex.
- Stars Hallow You used to say I loved Gilmore Girls more than I loved you. Well, you’re gone and they are the last thing I see before I go to bed.
- Spun Out The world keeps spinning, but I’m at a standstill without you.
- Sounds Perfect I lost my virginity to you, on your parents’ old lumpy couch, with The Dave Chapelle Show blaring in the background.
- Everything What are you afraid of?
- Winner You loved her without the sex. You only stayed with me because of the sex. My instincts tell me she won.
- Lying about being a Liar? You don’t know what’s really going on. I’m a liar.
- No One Better You saw me because you had nothing better to do. I saw you because there was no one better to see.
- Kiss of Doom It seems like every time I kiss someone, the relationship only goes downhill from there.
- I Did. I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did.
- No Expiration There’s apparently no expiration date on missing you.
- Absolutly I love vodka more than you, except when I drink vodka and begin to love you a whole lot.
- First After everything, I’m still glad you were my first.
- Close Distance Even when we were lying naked, wrapped in each other’s arms, I could feel you putting distance between us.
- Charmed, I'm sure. You’re a charmer, and I was easily charmed.
- USS Casual It’s too late to keep it casual. Not only has that ship sailed, I’m pretty sure we sank it the first night.
- Masterclass I’m surprised you never stayed in theater. You are so good at pretending to be someone you’re not.
- YouTunes You had the best taste in music, you asshole.
- We're Different I do not miss you; my body does.
- Couch Comb Lying on the couch, combing my fingers through your hair while you slept in my lap was one of the most erotic nights of our relationship. And we were never in one.
- Never Even Started I was so shattered when it ended. Then I found out it had never even started.
- A Little Drunk Together Despite the fact that I’ve moved on, I’m still wondering if you’d be interested in getting a little drunk together so maybe I could get that one kiss.
- What?! I miss the way you would always say, “What?!” whenever I tried to just absorb how beautiful you were.
- Not the Best Best My biggest fear is forever being the best friend who is madly in love with you.
apr 23 2010 ∞
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