• she's freakin' SMART
• she's studying to be a nurse
  • at the University of Michigan (smart)
  • with a double major in Spanish
  • so she can help the hospitals in NICARAGUA
• she was Homecoming Queen
• she is really funny, much funnier than me
• she's gorgeous
• she's way taller than me
• I put MY makeup on her, and she still looks amazing
• she's way rich because she knows how to budget her money

Good thing I'm related!