• arrogance
  • well, a tiny bit of arrogance in a manner that isn't defensive can come off as sexy and knowledgeable. anything other than that? no go.
• a wandering eye
  • another well, statement. I don't mean I don't want you to talk to other girls, and even have friends (and best friends) that are girls. I'm pretty easy going. But when you have a thing on the side? also a no go.
• selfishness (or its equal and evil twin, selflessness)
• ignorance, in any and all forms.
• lack of patience.
  • especially for my amount of crazy. okay? I'll get honest, I'm a whack job. Don't have patience? Get out. It won't work.

I guess what I'm saying is, if you're a douchebag, I'm not interested.