www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

• Banksy
• Vespa Scooters
• Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
• Moleskine Notebooks
• Taking a Year Off
• Ugly Sweater Parties
• Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
• Promising to Learn a New Language
• Halloween
• Hummus
• Pea Coats
• Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
• Children’s Games as Adults
• Being Offended
• Having Gay Friends
• Bad Memories of High School
• The Idea of Soccer
• Modern Furniture
• Multilingual Children
• Musical Comedy
• Bottles of Water
• Oscar Parties
• Study Abroad
• Being the only white person around
• Difficult Breakups
• Standing Still at Concerts
• Expensive Sandwiches
• Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
• Living by the Water
• Irony
• Vintage
• Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
• Arts Degrees
• Plays
• Sushi
• Indie Music
• Apple Products
• Breakfast Places
• Marijuana
• 80s Night
• Not having a TV
• Manhattan
• Wine
• Having Two Last Names
• Being an expert on YOUR culture
• Awareness
• Hating their Parents
• Gifted Children
• Yoga
• Having Black Friends
• Tea
• Making you feel bad about not going outside
• Barack Obama
• Religions their parents don’t belong to
• Coffee