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Name's Shawn, I say crazy things. Might be able to capture some on this page, but if not, cardiaccorinne's got a list going. Check my favorites.

Come jam with me, I'll try not to blow your mind.

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  • How does Edward react when Bella goes on her period?
  • Does the Stork BRING the baby, or MAKE the baby?
  • Since when did phone calls become more of a feature than a function of cell phones?
  • What could Santa learn from Martha Stewart about child labor?
  • Does God have to use the bathroom like we do?
  • If the above question is "yes" then is he omni-regular?
  • If the winds are created by the revolutions of the Earth on its axis, then why do they shift so much? (The Earth revolves only one way, or so I was told. Never can figure out what Space Scientists are gonna change next. They totally screwed Pluto.)
  • Why is bologna so frickin' hard to get out of the package? (get on that, Oscar Myers)
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