How does Edward react when Bella goes on her period?
Does the Stork BRING the baby, or MAKE the baby?
Since when did phone calls become more of a feature than a function of cell phones?
What could Santa learn from Martha Stewart about child labor?
Does God have to use the bathroom like we do?
If the above question is "yes" then is he omni-regular?
If the winds are created by the revolutions of the Earth on its axis, then why do they shift so much? (The Earth revolves only one way, or so I was told. Never can figure out what Space Scientists are gonna change next. They totally screwed Pluto.)