I don't even have television service, so if I'm not up-to-date on this stuff, scream silently to yourself so as not to bother others:

• Shows (entertainment value my ass)
  • American Idol
  • Laguna Beach
  • Cribs
  • Cops
  • Lizzie McGuire
  • Reba
  • Maury
  • The Opra Winfry Fiasco (or show, whatever)
  • Growing Pains
  • 7th Heaven
  • Montel
  • Mr. Ed (the peanut butter trick ruined it for me)
  • Seinfeld
  • Married With Children
  • America's Funniest {Everything}
  • 90210
  • Antiques Roadshow
  • Pimp My Ride (the old one was pretty rad, though)
  • Dora the Explora
  • That's So Raven
  • Tyra
  • Diego the Conquestador or whatever it's called.
• Networks
  • Lifetime
  • MTV
  • VH1 (usually)
  • E!
  • CNN
  • NBC
  • Nickelodeon
  • CMT
• "Reality" Shows
  • Flavor of Love
  • Rock of Love
  • Dog the Bounty Hunter/mailman-chaser/nigger-hater
  • That one show where a bunch of people live together and either fall in love or form hate-groups...shit, that could be like 20 different programs...
  • Tia Tequilla
  • My Fair Brady
  • The show where contestants are on an island and either back-stab or fake their way to the end...again, way too many to narrow down...
  • Fear Factor (sometimes. I do love me some Joe Rogan on occasion)
  • Mythbusters (when they bitch more than they work)
  • America's Next Top Model (with a passion)