- make a dartboard collaged with faces of people you hate
- live in your attic
- cry
- follow a stranger around all day
- download a personality emulator/live vicariously through others
- recycle other people's thoughts
- talk to strangers
- dumb yourself down, be self-deprecating to the point of making others hate you and make sure to use "lol" as much as possible
- sleep face down on the floor (alternatively, sleep in your closet. or both)
- practice voodoo
- confuse dreams with reality
- name colors after people you hate
- fall in love exclusively with people who act like you don't exist
- be desperate-- beg ("ask for it")
- become immortal
- stand out in the cold in an attempt to catch pneumonia
- think bad thoughts in hopes that god will strike you down
- compose a hymn explaining why you have forsaken me
- take long winding walks in hopes your appetite will get lost
- toss a $200 dress on the ground and leave it there indefinitely
dec 30 2012 ∞
jul 6 2013 +