• make a dartboard collaged with faces of people you hate
  • live in your attic
  • cry
  • follow a stranger around all day
  • download a personality emulator/live vicariously through others
  • recycle other people's thoughts
  • talk to strangers
  • dumb yourself down, be self-deprecating to the point of making others hate you and make sure to use "lol" as much as possible
  • sleep face down on the floor (alternatively, sleep in your closet. or both)
  • practice voodoo
  • confuse dreams with reality
  • name colors after people you hate
  • fall in love exclusively with people who act like you don't exist
  • be desperate-- beg ("ask for it")
  • become immortal
  • stand out in the cold in an attempt to catch pneumonia
  • think bad thoughts in hopes that god will strike you down
  • compose a hymn explaining why you have forsaken me
  • take long winding walks in hopes your appetite will get lost
  • toss a $200 dress on the ground and leave it there indefinitely
dec 30 2012 ∞
jul 6 2013 +