• She's DIRTY
• She smells
• She uses her so-called OCD as an excuse for everything! How can you have OCD if you live in DIRT!
• She's snobby--she looks down upon other people's majors because she thinks hers is flipping special
• She's PSYCHO! She thought she got high off of some guy she sat next to in a classroom just by his scent, not because he lit up right next to her!
• Her HORRIBLE singing!--she sings out loud and totally fakes it like she didn't know she was singing and then expects complements for what she thinks is a voice from the heavens!!!!
• Her incessent display of all things COUNTRY! She has never set foot near Texas, and just

because you have some obscure ancestor who may have been a cowboy does not give you the right to go around touting a jean jacket, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat! NO NO NO!!!!

• Her never paying me back! I always get ripped off when I have a 20 and she makes change, I lost three bucks last week!
• She always "one-ups" me if i have a cold, she barfed earlier that morning. JUST GO TO HELL AND LET ME WALLOW IN MY SICKLY MISERY!!!
• Her teeth.