- thong underwear--not sexy, especially when used as but floss
- speedos (aka banana hammock)
- guys who wear girls pants--too tight
- cologne (barf!)
- sleeveless shirts--not unless you're working out
- booty shorts--leave a little to the imagination
- fake tan (aka fake bake)--it's obvious that your skin is not naturally orange/brown when your coming from a place with snow in the dead of winter.
- fishnet shirts
- metallic t-shirts
- caked on make-up
- muffin top--be proud of your bust size, buy a bra that fits!
- no bra--awkward...especially when your cold
- ripped jeans--buy new ones
- boxers up to your chest--really what's the point if they're as big as your gangsta pants
- high-heels with sweatpants--just show your indecisive about your look (couldn't decide to dress-up or dress-down?)
- grillz--show those pearly whites please--it's obvious your teeth are not platinum
- people TRYING to be sexy--it needs to be natural
- camel toe
oct 16 2007 ∞
nov 3 2009 +