If I were a month, I’d be October. If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday. If I were a god or a goddess, I’d be Anubis. If I were a verb, I’d be Confuse. If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Viperfish. If I were an object in a living room, I’d be the Sofa Cushion. If I were a gemstone, I’d be Pyrite. If I were a flower, I’d be a Dahlia. If I were a kind of weather, I’d be The Eye of a Hurricane. If I were a colour, I’d be Maroon. If I were an adjective, I’d be Inscrutable. If I were a fruit, I’d be a Custard Apple. If I were a sound, I’d be An Echo. If I were an element, I’d be Fire. If I were a word, I’d be Curious. If I were a place, I’d be Outer Space. If I were a taste, I’d be Sea Salt and Caramel. If I were a scent, I’d be The Smell of Old Books. If I were an object, I’d be a Blade. If I were a body part, I’d be The Collarbones. If I were a song, I’d be 'I Would Do Anything For You' by Foster The People or 'Eternal Sunshine' by ATEEZ.