twitter searchbanned me so this is how I keep track of things

Memes & Things

• 13/12/2015 • get to know me!
• 28/5/2016 • 1 like = 1 character I identify with
• 11/6/2016 • playlist meme for followers
• 4/11/2016 • pokemon type meme
• 1/2/2017 • meet the artist meme
• 11/5/2017 • aesthetic meme
• 20/4/2017 • gender identity/expression
• 13/6/2017 • one like = one fave book
• 22/7/2017 • bingo card
• 7/11/2017 • get to know me!
• 19/11/2017 • top five meme
• 7/1/2018 • McDonald's Alignment poll
• 20/4/2018 • movies that defined me
• 25/6/2018 • favourite character bingo
• 27/8/2018 • astrology bingo
• 19/9/2018 • one like = one bad OC description
• 23/3/2019 • #oldmiddlenew art meme
• 9/4/2019 • horny/stupid/feral/tender poll
• 10/4/2019 • 3-sentence fic meme
• 12/9/2019 • one like = one answer
• 25/9/2019 • which am i? poll
• 4/10/2019 • seasons poll
• 14/11/2019 • describe yourself only with pictures you have 1 2
• 2/12/2019 • reply = my thoughts on the character
• 6/3/2020 • fictional women who mean the world to me
• 27/5/2020 • 4 pictures that expose your taste in women
• 7/7/2020 • 4 favourite characters x associated colours
• 19/2/2021 • personal colour test

Misc.

• The Umbrella Academy
• Monster Hunter memes
• JJBA manga threads vento aureo | stone ocean | steel ball run | jojolion
• C-novel threads
  • Can ci pin
  • Scumbag System donghua
• Fire Emblem: Three Houses playthroughs
• Hades playthroughs | misc. thoughts
• Kishibe Rohan, that is all
• Legend of the Galactic Heroes novel reading thread
• Legend of the Galactic Heroes OVA livetweet thread
• picrew image generators
• shitty latte art
• Nirvana in Fire yelling thread
• The Masquerade series ate my soul
• Ateez brainrot | general | stop it khj | bias wrecker | bear | (please watch The Real MV) | Guerrilla
• General fandom hell tweet

I don't remember the context for practically all of these, but they say plenty about who I am as a person!!! sometimes I come here to re-read these for a laugh when I'm feeling lost and forgetting myself. It's just sh*t I said on twitter that I wouldn't want to forget.

• don't underestimate how much bread I can eat I will eat an entire french loaf
• actually no I'll be in my corner with my e-reader with a bunch of candles opening up a portal to the dark dimension.
• talking about slightly morbid things so on that note if I disappear from this world someone please burn all my doujinshi
• is anyone rich and do you own a kiln
• next time someone asks what I work as I'm going to do my best impression of a shifty person and whisper: I deal in other people's dreams
• I'm so tired rn but idc I'm going to run from the arms of one fictional world into the warm embrace of another
• palpatine's chicken feet hands, just marinate in sauce and steam
• Team Should Be Sleeping
• I need to three little pigs my emotional health and build myself a fucking brick house
• tbh my aesthetic is some kind of anti-dada where I enjoy putting meaning/finding symbolism in things that aren't supposed to mean anything
• why is it considered a sad thing when birthdays are forgotten WHY. EMBRACE IT. MAKE SURE NO ONE KNOWS. IT'S POWER AND CONTROL.
• you can still join my cult in theory, tho. I endorse making practical decisions towards balancing what is best for both yourself and others. and revering the domestic cat.
• Now I'm afraid that I'll buy $10 worth of socks
• mom showed me a photo of a fox boy i drew for her friend's daughter when i was like 14 and i want to die of shame
• sometimes I wonder if good-looking cis men think I'm checking them out or flirting when I'm really fantasising about yeeting their souls out of their bodies so I can take over their hollow shells
• caffeine dependency is having a cup of coffee next to a half-finished cup of tea
• tfw a recipe says 'steam until cooked'. it's like telling me humans are 'alive until dead'.
• hello and welcome to chaotic neutral cooking. i bought frozen shabu shabu pork collar and in my attempt to portion it out, ended up breaking a good many slices down the middle.
• I have finally figured out my orientation. It is the knife fight scene from winter soldier.
• the sad truth: your horrendous sense of direction will not improve, even in a game, and not even with an omnipresent map.
• I never want to be deceived again I never want to purchase a pair of pants only to discover it has no pockets.
• emotional pain o'clock
• it breaks my heart when cats try to groom you because you're a creature they like but they lick your hand and they are like ???? human??? is bald???? and then they leave
• yknow that feeling when you think you like a lot of things enough but then That New Interest just seizes your soul by the balls and you're like *Oh*
• the most controversial thing I have said in private conversation today turned out to be "Winnie the Pooh is a himbo"
• I'm not goth in the way that demands an obsession w/ the colour black as an aesthetic. it's in how I embrace death's place alongside life. being alive *is* the memento mori. my life *is* the work of art that reminds me about death.
• I aspire to have the energy of Steve Vai's guitar when he plays The Audience is Listening
• my version of marie kondo's spark joy is, if it's not giving me the energy of kinki kids' 99%LIBERTY, then I do not want it.
• majima: *upset, numb, just wants someone to beat him up to feel something* / me: relatable
• 敷衍 is when I'm not being honest with you because I sense that I'm walking on eggshells around you, and you are fragile, or I am not in a position to disagree, so I conversely disrespect you and show my disdain with my neutrality and pandering to you.
• I don't know which country you live in but I live in one where I hear a bell and immediately ask myself is that the ice-cream man or a taoist funeral
• I don't have a mind palace?!!!! I have a styrofoam box floating in the middle of the ocean. that's where I keep my thoughts.
• my favs are always not the ones people expect me to like and i said "you know how small mean cats like to snuggle in the fur of large floofy dogs? it's like that." I'm a mean cat who likes large floofy dogs. okay sometimes they are also the mean cats
• learning that anger literally kills braincells has increased my motivation to be as unbothed capybara as possible so that i keep my braincells, and anyone who is made angry by my existence loses theirs.