i know people mean well, but...

• please don't stare at my stomach/boobs
• DON'T ask if it was planned. What if it wasn't. DO you seriously want someone to say, nah we got drunk and forgot birth control and here we are! Just don't ask.
• please don't tell me i am huge
• please don't ask "are you sure its not twins?"
• please don't tell me i am small
• seriously people, its not okay to talk to someone about their figure weight when they are not pregant, why do it now
• don't ask how much weight i gained, i don't know, I never weigh myself