pretty much every relationship i've had has been a tragedy.

• e; my first "boyfriend". even though it was in 1st/2nd grade, i'm counting it because it ended tragically and it adds a bit of humor to this list. he went to a girl's birthday party and i received a phone call telling me he'd married her. i cried and i believe i slammed a book on his desk the following day when we "broke up".
• b; my first kiss & first relationship. not only was my first kiss wasted on a truth or dare game, but our relationship never even really ended. he picked up and moved without telling me. i found out by calling him and being met with a disconnected phone.
• m; my most dysfunctional relationship, if you can even call it that. he really only ever called me when he wanted something and i always fell for it because i found him so charismatic and attractive.
• c; another real asshole who i always forgot myself for because he was so confident and cocky but had such a sweet, innocent look to him. we never even officially dated but i consider it a relationship because we kissed and i did like him a lot, despite my better judgment. he stopped talking to me out of the blue one day for a reason i never learned and am still interested in finding out. but i still have his supposed favorite hoodie, so score one for me.
• d; i cannot even begin to list the ways this relationship was tragic.